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Silver Hair Jokes

6 silver hair jokes and hilarious silver hair puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about silver hair that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.


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Silver Hair Funny Jokes to Tell Your Friends and Kids.

What is a good silver hair joke to make people laugh? Check out this list of funny stories that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth.

Boy wants a car from his Dad

the Dad says, "first you gotta cut that hair."
Boy says, "but Dad, Jesus had long hair"
and Dad says
"that's right son, and Jesus walked everywhere"
(credit goes to the band The Silver Jews)

Human-beings get rich as they grow old:

Silver in Hair;
Gold in Teeth;
Sugar in Blood;
Precious Stones in Kidney;
And a never ending supply of Gas!

Marriage jokes

A woman turns to her husband on their silver wedding anniversary and says, 'Darling, will you still love me when my hair turns grey?' Her husband replies, 'Why not? I stuck with you through the other six shades.'

A priest goes to the barber and has his hair cut.

He wants to pay but the barber says it is free of charge for a man of faith. The next morning the barber finds 5 silver coins in front of his door.
A buddhist goes to the barber and has his head s**.... He wants to pay but the barber says it is free of charge for a man of faith. The next morning the barber finds 5 gold coins in front of his door.
A rabbi goes to the barber and has his hair trimmed. He wants to pay but the barber says it is free of charge for a man of faith. The next morning the barber finds 5 rabbis in front of his door.

An old man goes to apply for social security

An old man goes to apply for social security. The woman at the counter asks for his ID to confirm his age. The old man realizes that he has left it at home, so he takes off his shirt, revealing a chest full of silver hair and says "See this."
The woman replies "Well to have that much gray hair you must surely be old enough, application approved."
Elated the old man returns home and tells his wife what has occurred.
The wife looks at him and says "You should have dropped your pants, they would have given you disability also."

A little silver-haired lady calls her neighbour and says "please come over here and help me. I have a killer jigsaw puzzle, and I can't figure out how to get started."

Her neighbour asks, "What is it supposed to be when it's finished?"
The little silver haired lady says, "According to the picture on the box, it's a rooster."
Her neighbour decides to go over and help with the puzzle.
She lets him in and shows him where she has the puzzle spread all over the table.
He studies the pieces for a moment, then looks at the box, then turns to her and says, "First of all, no matter what we do, we're not going to be able to assemble these pieces into anything resembling a rooster."
He takes her hand and says, "Secondly, I want you to relax. Let's have a nice cup of tea, and then," he said with a deep sigh
............

"Let's put all the Corn Flakes back in the box."


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