Sill Jokes
22 sill jokes and hilarious sill puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about sill that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.
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Funniest Sill Short Jokes
Short sill jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The sill humour may include short gill jokes also.
- Why did the Buddhist vacuum cleaner have dirty window sills? Because it had zero attachments.
- My friend asked if I knew what kind of sweater he was wearing. I said I had no idea, he said "Guess."
"Hollister?"
"No. Guess."
"North face?"
"No... Guess"
I sill don't know. - If I got 0,01 cent for every time I was told how smart I am I would be sill 0,10 cent short for lollipop.
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Sill One Liners
Which sill one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with sill? I can suggest the ones about dill and shear.
- What do you call two guys hanging on a window sill? Curt n Rod
- What do you call a funny window sill? Silly
- A house made of window sills is quite silly.
- What's the weather like is Brazil? The bras causes sill.
Hey you I'm bored. - What's the State Marine Animal of Alabama? The Window Sill.
Sill Jokes to Giggle and Enjoy A Night of Unforgettable Laughter
What funny jokes about sill you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean shell jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make sill pranks.
i came up with this one and i think its a little silly. what do you call it when a missile fails to reach it's destination?
projectile dysfunction
Silly Drunks.
A drunk phoned the police to report that thieves had been in his car.
"They've stolen the dashboard, the steering wheel, the brake pedal, even the accelerator!" he cried out.
However, before the police investigation could start, the phone rang a second time with the same voice on the line.
"Nevermind," he said with a hiccup. "I got in the back seat by mistake."
Silly Grandad
Johns Grandad comes over to look after him for the day. John goes outside and plays with the neighbors kid, a bit later he comes in and asks "Grandad, whats it called when two people sleep in one room one on top of the other?" Grandad replies "I've got to be honest with you, you are 8 now, its called i**... and thats how you make babys." ten minutes later John returns "Freds mum said its called bunkbeds, and she needs a word with you"
Don't be silly, I'm not objectifying women.
I'm not s**... attracted to objects.
Early One Morning
Woke early one morning, the earth lay cool and still.
When suddenly a tiny bird, perched on my window sill.
It sang a song so lovely, so carefree and gay.
That slowly all my troubles, began to slip away.
It sang of far off places, of laughter and of fun.
It seemed his very song, brought out the morning sun.
I pulled back the covers, and crept slowly out of bed,
and gently shut the window, and crushed his head.
I'm not a morning person
Silly Russian joke
Flight attendant is making an announcement:
*-Is there an anesthesiologist on board?*
Some bloke says:
*-I am anesthesiologist!*
The flight attended tells him to come to seat 12A. He comes to the seat 12A and there is another bloke pouring v**... into plastic cups. He says:
*-Hey, mate. I am a surgeon. Not used to drinking without my anesthesiologist.*
Why did the silly boy take his piggy bank outdoors?
He heard there was going to be a change in the weather.
Silly Billy went in a library and said, " I would like to have a pizza."
Librarian - " Sir, this is a library."
Billy goes near his ear
and whispers - " I would like to have a pizza."
Why did Silly Billy tip toe past the medicine cabinet?
He didn't want to wake the sleeping pills.
why did silly Billy tip toe passed the medicine cabinet?
Because he didn't want to wake the sleeping pills.
What does a silly person wear to breath while under water?
A dorkle.
What's the silliest thing about a house?
The windows
For some silly reason my daughter has some sort of crazy idea about losing her hair...
I overheard her on the phone the other day telling her best friend that she hoped she'd be 'balled' soon
