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The Sensuous Wife!

With a very seductive voice the woman asked her husband, "Have you ever seen Pound 20 all crumpled up?"

"No," said her husband.

She gave him a sexy little smile, unbuttoned the top 3 or 4 buttons of her blouse, and slowly reached down into the cleavage created by a soft, silky push-up bra, and pulled out a crumpled twenty pound note. He took the crumpled twenty pound note from her and smiled approvingly.

She then asked him, "Have you ever seen Pound 50 all crumpled up?"

"Uh... no, I haven't," he said, with an anxious tone in his voice.

She gave him another sexy little smile, pulled up her skirt, and seductively reached into her tight, sheer panties... and pulled out a crumpled fifty pound note. He took the crumpled fifty pound note, and started breathing a little quicker with anticipation.

"Now," she said, "have you ever seen Pound 50,000 all crumpled up?"

"No way!" he said, while obviously becoming even more aroused and excited.

"Well go look in the garage," she said.

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Crumpled

With a very seductive voice the woman asked her husband, "Have you ever seen
Twenty Dollars all crumpled up?"

"No," said her husband.


She gave him a sexy little smile, unbuttoned the top 3 or 4 buttons of
her blouse, and slowly reached down into the cleavage created by a soft,
silky push-up bra, and pulled out a crumpled Twenty Dollar bill.

He took the crumpled Twenty Dollar bill from her and smiled approvingly.

She then asked him, "Have you ever seen Fifty Dollars all crumpled up?"

"Uh... no, I haven't," he said, with an anxious tone in his voice.

She gave him another sexy little smile, pulled up her skirt, and
seductively reached into her tight, sheer panties... and pulled out a
crumpled Fifty Dollar bill.


He took the crumpled Fifty Dollar bill, and started breathing
quicker with anticipation.

"Now," as she dropped her panties "have you ever seen $50,000 Dollars all crumpled up?"

He said "No!, trying to hide his arousal.

She said ...... "Check the garage."

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My wife walked into the kitchen last night, stuck her hand down the front of my jeans and said…

"Feeling horny?"

I said, "Yes, let me just go and slip into something a little more sexier."

"Like your silky boxers?" She asked.

"No," I replied. "Your sister."

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What do you call a hair product that makes your hair silky smooth and also cools you?

An air conditioner.

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Why are spiders cool

Cause they're silky

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What are the most funny Silky jokes of all time ?

Did you ever wanted to stand out with a good sense of humour joking with someone about Silky? Well, here are the best Silky dad jokes to laugh out loud. Crazy funny puns and Silky pick up lines to share with friends.

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