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What is a good silicone joke to make people laugh? Check out this list of funny stories that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth.

What do you call the space between 2 artificial b**...?

Silicone Valley......
I'll leave and close the door behind me

What do you call Nicki Minaj's buttcrack?

Silicone Valley

What do you call the space between fake b**...

Silicon Valley

Always wondered about using oak instead of silicon for breast implants

Be a lot firmer, wooden t**...?

Hear are sum morre punny science jokes

How often do I tell chemistry jokes? Periodically.
Is Silicon the same in English as in Spanish? Si.
The last time I told a chemistry joke there was no reaction.
Chemistry puns Im in my element.
What do you do with a dead chemist?
Barium
Ion-estly cant think of anymore... All the good ones Argon!
Edit 1 just thought of this.
What does Barium Cobalt and Nitrogen make?
BaCoN

Q: What do you call the cleavage between breast implants?

A: Silicon Valley

What do you call synthetic breast cleavage?

Silicone valley

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