Silicon Valley Jokes

Funniest Silicon Valley Short Jokes

Short silicon valley jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The silicon valley humour may include short silicon jokes also.

1. Mark Zuckerberg's office has the greatest view in the Silicon Valley A view of personal information of 2.2 billion people.
2. A new men's cologne is in development which smells of electric eels shocking a Silicon Valley giant... Its called Eel-on Musk.
3. The best perk of my job in Silicon valley is the always fully stocked fridge I just don't get why the vendor gave the food human names..oh well.

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Silicon Valley One Liners

Which silicon valley one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with silicon valley? I can suggest the ones about valley and tech companies.

1. What do you call Nicki Minaj's buttcrack? Silicone Valley
2. Q: What do you call the cleavage between breast implants? A: Silicon Valley
3. What do you call Kim Kardashian's cleavage? The silicon valley
4. What do you call cleavage on a girl with implants? Silicon valley.
5. ELI5: If Silicon Valley seceded from the US would they be considered a developing nation?
6. A Silicon Valley Bumper Sticker: My Other Car Is Autonomous... ...but I never drive it.
7. Where will a pornstar launch her new tech startup? Silicone Valley
8. Where did Steve Job's wife get her breast implants? Silicon Valley
9. What's the most popular drug in Silicon Valley? Codeine.
10. What do you call a chicken that works in Silicon valley? Erlich BAWKman.
11. Why is boobjob expensive? Because silicon valley.
12. How do you ask a Silicon Valley p**... for a h**...? Submit a pull request.
13. Shouldn't the p**... mansion be in Silicon Valley?
14. A s**... club in silicon valley should be called Silicone mountain.

Silicon Valley Funny Jokes And Hilarious Puns.

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