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Funniest Silicon Short Jokes

Short silicon jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The silicon humour may include short quartz jokes also.

  1. Mark Zuckerberg's office has the greatest view in the Silicon Valley A view of personal information of 2.2 billion people.
  2. My blonde friend got breast implants I used to call her " little Connie", now she's just "Silicone"
  3. Man walks into a Pharmacy "Can I buy some silicon dioxide?"
    "Sorry sir, we don't sell that."
    "But you have loads in the window."
  4. I made a custom mold by pouring silicone over a crucifix. 24 hours and one epoxy pour later... and Christ is resin.
  5. The future is now An electrical engineer invented a new kind of transistor that uses tapioca instead of silicon.
    He called it the boba FET.
  6. Scientists say that while silicon, germanium, tin, and especially lead lifeforms are very unlikely... But the kids In Flint, Michigan prove otherwise!
  7. A new men's cologne is in development which smells of electric eels shocking a Silicon Valley giant... Its called Eel-on Musk.
  8. The best perk of my job in Silicon valley is the always fully stocked fridge I just don't get why the vendor gave the food human names..oh well.
  9. What's the most popular drug in Silicon Valley? Codeine.
  10. What do you call a tube of silicon who went to prison and started cracking jokes? A silly con.

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Silicon One Liners

Which silicon one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with silicon? I can suggest the ones about silk and aluminum.

  1. What do you call Nicki Minaj's buttcrack? Silicone Valley
  2. Q: What do you call the cleavage between breast implants? A: Silicon Valley
  3. What do you call synthetic breast cleavage? Silicone valley
  4. What do you call Kim Kardashian's cleavage? The silicon valley
  5. What do you call a prisoner in for stealing computer parts humorously? A silicon
  6. What do you call a Dodge made out of silicon? A Hemi-conductor!
  7. What did the block of Silicon say to the block of Gold? "Dude, quit being so dense!"
  8. What do you call cleavage on a girl with implants? Silicon valley.
  9. ELI5: If Silicon Valley seceded from the US would they be considered a developing nation?
  10. Does silicon make pretty crystals Of quartz it does
  11. What do you call a cleavage in 2017? Silicone Valley.
  12. What do you call the cleavage of someone with breast implants? Silicone Valley
  13. A Silicon Valley Bumper Sticker: My Other Car Is Autonomous... ...but I never drive it.
  14. Where will a pornstar launch her new tech startup? Silicone Valley
  15. Where did Steve Job's wife get her breast implants? Silicon Valley

Silicon Valley Jokes

Here is a list of funny silicon valley jokes and even better silicon valley puns that will make you laugh with friends.

  • Where will you find a pornstar tech startup? Silicone Valley
  • What do you call a chicken that works in Silicon valley? Erlich BAWKman.
  • Why is boobjob expensive? Because silicon valley.
  • What do you call the space between 2 artificial b**...? Silicone Valley......
    I'll leave and close the door behind me
  • What do you call the space between fake b**... Silicon Valley
  • How do you ask a Silicon Valley p**... for a h**...? Submit a pull request.
  • There was a b**... in silicon valley. The event was assumed to have drastic consequences, but... apparently he was just going for a walk.
  • Shouldn't the p**... mansion be in Silicon Valley?
  • Why are people in silicon valley better coders than others? Because of their proximity to the {**c**};
    I'll let myself out..
  • A s**... club in silicon valley should be called Silicone mountain.
Silicon joke, A s**... club in silicon valley should be called

Hilarious Silicon Jokes to Make Your Friends Roar with Laughter

What funny jokes about silicon you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean rubber jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make silicon pranks.

Always wondered about using oak instead of silicon for breast implants

Be a lot firmer, wooden t**...?

Hear are sum morre punny science jokes

How often do I tell chemistry jokes? Periodically.
Is Silicon the same in English as in Spanish? Si.
The last time I told a chemistry joke there was no reaction.
Chemistry puns Im in my element.
What do you do with a dead chemist?
Barium
Ion-estly cant think of anymore... All the good ones Argon!
Edit 1 just thought of this.
What does Barium Cobalt and Nitrogen make?
BaCoN

New kinds of implants.

So a girl went into a plastic surgery clinic to get a breast e**..., the doctors told her that they ran out of silicon and all they had left was wood. She didn't get it obviously that would be s**... woodentit?

Silicon joke, The best perk of my job in Silicon valley is the always fully stocked fridge