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3 silicate jokes and hilarious silicate puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about silicate that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.

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Silicate Funny Jokes to Tell Your Friends and Kids.

What is a good silicate joke to make people laugh? Check out this list of funny stories that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth.

Hey girl, are you magnesium iron silicate hydroxide?

Because you'll be cummingtonite

A couple called our company to remove some cancerous silicate minerals in their insulated home

I'll try to remove them Asbestos I can

A cat in a rainbow afro wig is driving a train

and things are not going well, he's blowing switches, picking up speed and will almost certainly c**... into the town at the bottom of the hill. A police officer sees this hops in her car and chases after the train. Through a daring twist of events the police officer manages to dive onto the train after crashing her car into the river below. When she gets to the engine room she sees the cat is wearing Groucho Marx glasses, and is blowing into a tube that causes its' polka-dotted bow-tie to spin while making a whistle-ish sound. The police officer looks ahead and sees she has only moments to stop the train. Her instincts kick in, she pulls the brake and the train stops inches from crashing into the town and killing thousands.

The moral of the story is a copper is a much better conductor then a silicate.


Make fun with this list of one liners, jokes and riddles. Each joke is crafted with thought and creativity, delivering punchlines that are unexpected and witty. The humor about silicate can easily lighten the mood and bring smiles to people's faces. This compilation of silicate puns is not just entertaining but also a testament to the art of joke-telling. The jokes in this list are designed to display different humor styles, ensuring that every reader at any age finds something entertaining. Constantly updated, they offer a source of fun that ensures one is always smiling !

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