Silent Letter Jokes

32 silent letter jokes and hilarious silent letter puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about silent letter that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.

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Funniest Silent Letter Short Jokes

Short silent letter jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The silent letter humour may include short silent treatment jokes also.

  1. Queue sounds like q followed by 4 silent letters, but… They're just waiting their turn.
  2. Queue is Just Q followed by 4 Silent letters Teacher: Queue is Just Q followed by 4 Silent letters
    Me: They aren't Silent, They are waiting their turn
  3. They say a queue is just a Q, followed by four silent letters but really they are just waiting their turns.
  4. People think that the word 'queue' is just 'Q' followed by 4 silent letters But those letters aren't silent, they're just waiting their turn
  5. Be wary about dating a female that pronounces the letter H silent Especially when she tells you that all she wants is happiness.
  6. The letter K walks into a bar... Bartender: We don't allow any noisy patrons in here.
    K: No problem, I'm mostly silent anyway.
  7. The word Queue Why are the letters "ueue" in Queue silent?
    Q had its turn, the others are just waiting in line.
  8. I slammed my hand on my keyboard as hard as possible. A bunch or letters showed up but not a single sound was made.
    I guess I'm just the strong silent type.
  9. I've never really understood silent letters... The T in Margot,
    The U in biscuit,
    The P in the Bath.

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Silent Letter One Liners

Which silent letter one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with silent letter? I can suggest the ones about silent and wrote letter.

  1. The last four letters in "queue" are not silent They're just waiting their turn
  2. Why's the letter 'x' often silent? It's just a little cross.
  3. I find it disappointing that the word "stealth" doesn't have a silent letter in it.
  4. The four letters in the word queue aren't silent. They're just at the back of the Q.
  5. I never knew rap had 4 letters... They should have kept the silent c on the front.
  6. What is the only word in the English language with six silent letters? Londonderry
  7. Derry is the only word in the dictionary with 6 silent letters infront of it .
  8. The last 4 letters in the word "queue" are silent. Can they be waiting their turn?
  9. r**... is a nine letter word There's a silent woman at the end of it

Silent Letter Funny Jokes And Hilarious Puns.

What funny jokes about silent letter you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean letter writing jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make silent letter pranks.

The word queue does't have 4 silent letters...

They are just waiting their turn.
oh haha didN't realise this got so many upvotes thanks guys :D is there a way to edit the title for the spelling error?

One day, I asked my English Teacher, "Why do we ignore some letters in pronunciation eg. the letter H Hour, Honour. ...etc. ...??????

My English Teacher said, " We are not ignoring them; they're considered silent "....... (I was even more confused .....?????)
During the lunch break, my Teacher gave me her packed lunch and asked me to heat it in the Cafeteria.
I ate all the food and returned her the empty container. ....!!!!!!!
My English Teacher : What happened? I told you to go and HEAT my food, you are returning me an empty container.
I replied, "sir, I thought 'H' was silent.

A seventh grader asked his English teacher a question in class

"Why do we ignore some letters in pronunciation eg. the letter H Hour, Honour. .....etc. She replied, "We are not ignoring them; they're considered silent."
During lunch break that day, the teacher gave the student her packed lunch and asked him to heat it in the Cafeteria. He ate all the food and returned her the empty container.
Shocked, she asked: "What happened? The boy replied: "Madam, I thought 'H' was silent.

I thought 'H' is silent

One Day I asked Ms. Doris, our English teacher: "Why do we ignore some letters in pronunciation. eg the letter....'H' Hour, Honest, Honor.....e.t.c.........???"
Ms. Doris: "We are not ignoring them; they are considered silent."!
(I was even more confused.........??)
During the lunch break, MS. Doris gave me her packed lunch & asked me to heat it in the cafeteria.
I ate all the food and returned her an empty container....!!
Ms. Doris: "What happened, I told you to go and HEAT my food & you are returning me an empty container??"
Me: "Madam I thought 'H' was silent"

The cursed Prince. This summer's best love story.

Once upon a time there was a Prince who, through no fault of his own, was cast under a spell by an evil witch.
The curse was that the Prince could speak only one word each year.
However, he could save up the words so that if he did not speak for a whole year, then the following year he was allowed to speak two words (this was before the time of letter writing or sign language).
One day he met a beautiful princess (ruby lips, golden hair, sapphire eyes,) and fell madly in love.
With the greatest difficulty he decided to refrain from speaking for two whole years so that he could look at her and say, "my darling,"
But, at the end of the two years he wished to tell her that he loved her. Because of this he waited three more years without speaking (bringing the total number of silent years to 5).
But, at the end of these five years he realized that he had to ask her to marry him. So, he waited ANOTHER four years without speaking.
Finally as the ninth year of silence ended, his joy knew no bounds.
Leading the lovely princess to the most secluded and romantic place in that beautiful royal garden the prince heaped a hundred red roses on her lap, knelt before her, and taking her hand in his, said huskily,
"My darling, I love you! Will you marry me?"
And the princess tucked a strand of golden hair behind a dainty ear, opened her sapphire eyes in wonder, and parting her ruby lips, said,