Silent Film Jokes
10 silent film jokes and hilarious silent film puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about silent film that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.
Share These Silent Film Jokes With Friends
Howlingly Hilarious Silent Film Jokes for an Unforgettable Evening
What is a good silent film joke to make people laugh? Check out this list of funny stories that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth.
An elderly couple are at the cinema...
About halfway through the film, the wife leans over and says to her husband, 'I just let out a silent f**...; what do you think I should do?'
He replies, 'You should put a new battery in your hearing aid.'
I'm making a silent film set in the Middle East
It's titled A Kuwait Place
I was offered a part in a silent film.
I'm speechless.
I watched a silent film version of Stephen Kings "it" the other day.
It was Shh-it.
A silent film star died today.
He had no final words.
I just got the lead in a silent film
I'm absolutely speechless
Death comes upon you. What do you tell him?
A man is wandering through a film studio, when he suddenly hears a loud crack. He looks up, and almost in slow motion, he sees a giant set piece falling towards him.
With a silent puff, the Grim Reaper appears beside him. In a panic, he points and shouts:
"Sean Bean is over there! "
Inspired by a battlenet forum post for Hearthstone :)
I've decided to take my life in a new direction - silent film.
I'm going to start with easy stuff - probably adaptations of Steven King novels. The first one is going to be titled Shhh, It .
what's the worst thing to say to someone who has "a face for radio"?
........you have the voice for a silent film
Saw a Silent Film Festival today
Logged into FB & scrolled through the feed.
Share These Silent Film Jokes With Friends