Sikh Jokes
84 sikh jokes and hilarious sikh puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about sikh that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.
Explore the world of Sikh jokes featuring hilarious puns on old sikh names, beta squad sikh references, punjabi words like naan, and even references to Lord Krishna. Enjoy and laugh at the best of Sikh humor.
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Funniest Sikh Short Jokes
Short sikh jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The sikh humour may include short naan jokes also.
- I misplaced something at the office. A nice man in a turban helped me locate it. I guess it's true what they say. Sikh and you shall find.
( - LPT: When calling out of work or school, don't fake congestion, etc... instead try using your best Indian accent. There's a much higher chance they'll believe you're Sikh.
- How did the people of India get so good at medicine? They've got much practice thanks to a lot of Sikh people
- Why do you never want to call a middle eastern man with a turban a Muslim? Because they are Sikh and tired of it!
- We need more hospitals and doctors in Punjab, India...urgently! There are a lot of Sikh people out there
- Why was the Sikh man in the hospital? He wasn't just Sikh, he was turbanally ill.
(I'm sorry) - A guy wearing a turban walks into a bar The bartender asks "Is this some sort of Sikh joke?"
- To those bearded men in turbans who tried to convert me to your religion You make me Sikh!
- Did you guys hear about the Sikh man who roamed the London streets at night, looking for children to eat? Don't worry - it's just a turban legend.
- What do you call a Sikh with a purple turban? Lavinder Singh
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Sikh One Liners
Which sikh one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with sikh? I can suggest the ones about turban and euthanasia.
- What do you call an insult from an Indian man in a Turban? A Sikh Burn!
- How many guys wearing turbans does it take to change a light bulb? Sikhs.
- Saw a guy who wears a turban and who was coughing loudly I think he was Sikh
- Did you hear about the turban-wearing rapper? He was laying down some Sikh beats.
- Why are there so many hospitals in the Punjab? Nearly everyone is Sikh.
- I'm a Sikh and tired of being called a Muslim. We're the 7-ELEVEN guys not the 9/11 guys.
- What do you call a Sikh on a tight rope Balan Singh.
- Why did the Indian not show up for work? He was Sikh.
- What do you call a religious Indian man that doesn't want to be found? Hidin' Sikh
- What do you call a Sikh guy who keeps to himself? Social Distance Singh.
- What do you call a Sikh person standing on one leg? Balan Singh.
- My Indian friend taught me an authentic Punjabi dance. I've got some real Sikh moves.
- I tried on a turban for the first time today ... Made me feel a bit Sikh
- When Indians feel ill, what do they do They use their Sikh leave
- What do you call a sikh standing on one leg? Balan-Singh
Sikh Name Jokes
Here is a list of funny sikh name jokes and even better sikh name puns that will make you laugh with friends.
- A Sikh walks into a bar.. and takes a seat.
Bartender: Are you relaxing?
Sikh: No, my name is Aman Singh. - What the name of a Sikh's favourite band?
- The treasure hunt The treasure hunt was invented in northern India. Thus the name 'hide and Sikh'. #truefact
- What was the name of the Indian DJ? Sikh Beats.
- What did the Sikhs name their jazz band? Singh, Singh, Singh
Hilarious Fun Sikh Jokes That Will Have You Rolling with Laughter
What funny jokes about sikh you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean halal jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make sikh pranks.
How do you get out of Sunday school?
You tell your mom you're Sikh.
What do you call an all Sikh band?
N'Singh.
Why did the doctor go to hospital on Easter?
Because he was Sikh
What is a East Indian child's favourite game?
Hide and go Sikh
What do you call a Sikh entertainer?
Dan Singh.
A midget wearing a turban is walking down the street
He starts coughing violently and so someone asks if he is ok. He gets back and then says "I'm fine, I'm just a little Sikh."
What did the doctor say to the midget in a turban?
You're a little Sikh
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edit - d**... just realised this is way better if the title reads 'What did the Italian doctor say to the midget in a turban?'
I hate wearing my turban
It makes me Sikh 👳
I'm going to make a movie about a guy in a turban who turns into a monster at night...
...it'll be called "Hyde & Sikh".
What did the turban say to the chakram?
I forgot the punch line, but trust me it's a really Sikh joke.
Why are there so many doctors in India?
Because about 20 million people are Sikh.
Why did the medieval Indian go to the doctor?
He was feeling a bit Sikh
Did you hear about the new camouflage turban?
It helps you hide and Sikh.
What is a unwell indian called
Sikh
What is a Sikh man's favorite place to go on vacation?
Singhapore
A man wearing a turban walks into a doctor's office...
and the doctor says "What's wrong with you?", to which the man replies "Doctor, can't you see I'm Sikh?"
A man wakes up one morning to find that he's grown a thick beard and is wearing a turban....
He, being very concerned and disoriented, calls his boss in order to see if he can get the day off.
Man: "Boss, I just woke up with a turban and a long, thick beard. I think I need a day to figure things out."
Boss: " So what are you saying....?"
Man: "I'm calling in Sikh."
3 Religious men walk into a doctors office.
But only one of them was Sikh!
What did you call a turban master
A Sikh Lord
How did my son win a Turban at school today?
He was the champion of Hide and go Sikh
The World's Most Politically Correct Joke
THE WORLD'S MOST POLITICALLY CORRECT JOKE
A Christian, a Jew, a Hindu, a m**..., a Sikh, a Hare Krishna, a Buddhist, a Pagan, an Atheist, a 3rd wave feminist, a non-binary gender neutral otherkin, a transgender Black Lives Matter activist, a Jehovah's Witness and a Muslim walk into a bar that only serves gluten free, dairy free, eco friendly, carbon neutral, halal, kosher, non GM, fair trade, free range, vegan, recycled water.
Nobody said or did anything and an acceptable time was had by all.
I asked a man in a turban why he wasn't fasting
He told me you don't have to fast for ramadan if you are Sikh.
If you've lost something just change religion
Sikh and ye shall find
A Hindu, a Christian, A Sikh, an atheist, and a Buddhist walk into a clinic...
One of them is called to see the doctor, he goes in, and after a while leaves the clinic. After that, everyone else was angry because they had not received service from the doctor. They ask the nurse standing outside why this is so, to which she said: "I'm sorry, we only serve the sikh."
Did you see the guy wearing a turban doing tricks in the skate park?
Dude, it was Sikh.
What's Indian Women's favorite movie?
"The Big Sikh".
What do you say to the skateboarding Guru?
Hey, that trick was really Sikh!
Obama care is religious discrimination
We shouldn't try to prevent Americans from being Sikh!
I Am Sikh
Khushwant Singh told a friend:
"Once I was travelling from Mumbai to Singapore. A woman sitting next seat continued looking at me. I understood that this lady had never seen a Sardar before. Midway in the flight when the tea and snacks were served, I struck a conversation with the lady. Her name was Margarita and she belonged to Spain.
During the conversation, she asked, "what are you?"
I replied, "I am Sikh."
"I am sorry," said the young lady, "hope you get well soon."
To this I replied,"no dear, I am not sick as that of the body, I am Sikh as of religion."
The lady was very pleased and shook hands with me and said, "it is nice meeting you, I am also sick of religion." "
What do you call a Sikh who is walking backwards?
Rever Singh
I saw two Punjabi guys fighting...
It was a Sikh fight.
Pakistan has shot down 2 Indian Jet fighters.
Using sophisticated Sikh - Heating missiles.
Saw a group of Sikh men jamming out to heavy metal the other day
They were definitely Down With The Sikhness
Did you hear about that region up in India?
Yeah it's totally Sikh
Why did the Indian go to the doctor?
Cause he was Sikh.
A man walks into a Music Shop and asks for a Lute.
'Hi, I'm looking for a Lute, but it's a special one, very rare, exquisite Craftmanship by a company called Abso.' I said.
'I'm sorry' said the music shop man, 'I don't have any by Abso, but you should try the Sikh music shop down the road. They'll have them'.
'Why is that?' I asked.
'Only a Sikh deals in Abso Lutes' said the shopkeeper.
I am sick
Once I was traveling from Mumbai to Singapore. A woman sitting next seat continued looking at me. I understood that this lady had never seen a Sikh person before.
Midway in the flight when the tea and snacks were served, I struck a conversation with the lady.
Her name was Margarita and she belonged to Spain.
She asked, "what are you?"
I replied, "I am Sikh."
"I am sorry," said the young lady, "hope you get well soon."
I replied,"no dear, I am not sick as that of the body, I am Sikh as of religion."
She shook hands with me and said, "it is nice meeting you, I am also sick of religion."
What's an Indian's favourite game ?
Hide and Sikh
What do you call a Sikh man...
What do you call a Sikh man standing on one leg? Balan Singh
What do you call a Sikh man on his day off? Relak Singh
And what do you call a Sikh man who follows Covid-19 guidelines? Soshal Distan Singh!
