Signing Jokes

Funniest Signing Short Jokes

Short signing jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The signing humour may include short signs jokes also.

1. My ex-wife cheated on me with her deaf best friend! Honestly, I should have seen the signs.
2. The Indian restaurant I work for is so secretive I had to sign a legal agreement that I wouldn't share the flatbread recipe Just their standard naan disclosure agreement.
3. I signed up for Binary 101, but failed it miserably. I had no idea it was a Level 5 course.
4. My ex-wife was deaf. She left me for a deaf friend of hers. To be honest, I should have seen the signs
5. My dad was fired from his job in road work for theft... I didn't believe it at first. But when I got home, all the signs were there.
6. I met Matthew McConaughey and asked him to sign a photo for me. I told him to make sure he doesn't write anything in the left side of the picture though. He said "Alright, I'll write all right."
7. I refused to believe my dad was stealing from his job as a road worker But when I got home, all the signs were there.
8. I remember as a kid, my dad got fired from his job as a road worker for theft. I refused to believe he could do such a thing, ​
   but when I got home, the signs were all there.
9. Whats the difference between a amateur thief and a professional thief? An amateur thief says, "Give me all your money!"
   A professional thief says, "Sign here please.."
10. I lost my job at the zoo recently. There was a sign that said do not feed the animals. So I didn't.

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Signing One Liners

Which signing one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with signing? I can suggest the ones about autograph and hiring.

1. I know several jokes in sign language I guarantee nobody has ever heard them.
2. Why do only 2 Mexicans cross the border at a time? Because the sign says no trespassing.
3. Caitlin Jenner just signed a deal with Marvel. She is going to be in the new Ex-Men film.
4. Why do Mexicans always cross the border in twos? Because the sign says No Tres passing
5. My deaf girlfriend just told me, We need to talk. That is not a good sign.
6. My aunt's star sign was cancer, pretty ironic how she died She was eaten by a giant crab
7. I signed up for a gym membership this year. So far I've managed to lose £200.
8. What is the least spoken language in the world? Sign language.
9. Why did the Mexicans ignore the "No Trespassing" sign? It was just the two of them.
10. How do you make a musician's car more aerodynamic? You take the pizza delivery sign off
11. I saw a sign that said "Falling rocks" I tried. It doesn't.
12. What does the sign of an out of business brothel say? Beat it. We're closed.
13. Today I learned that "wet Floor" signs… …are not a request…
14. what sign do you put up when you shut down your brothel? Beat it, we're closed
15. I signed up for binary 101 but it turns out it's a level 5 course

Signing Declaration Jokes

Here is a list of funny signing declaration jokes and even better signing declaration puns that will make you laugh with friends.

• Where was the Declaration of Independence signed? At the bottom of the page
• (Groan inducing): Why was it necessary to have official witnesses at the signing of the Declaration of Independence? Because it's not a republic without a notary public.
• My wife threatened to put to sign on the ceiling over our bed declaring me an idiot... ...that way everyone in the town will know it.
• Chuck Norris didn't sign the Declaration of Idependence because he wanted the British to think they had chance.

Signing Treaty Jokes

Here is a list of funny signing treaty jokes and even better signing treaty puns that will make you laugh with friends.

• This Halloween, I stopped the pranksters before they covered my house with eggs again. We met up for negotiations and signed a trick or treaty.
• Turkey, the country occupying Cyprus, an actual EU country, wants to join the EU They will have to sign the Mastic Treaty
• Fan fiction: Trump and Putin are in a conference to sign a treaty. Due to winter storms, power goes out for the night. What happens throughout the night?

Signing Off Jokes

Here is a list of funny signing off jokes and even better signing off puns that will make you laugh with friends.

• Dear God, If you want us to impeach Trump, just give us a sign. Like blot out the sun. Anytime in the next week.
  Thanks,
  America.
• I saw a sign that said "watch for children". and I thought, "That sounds like a fair trade"
• I went to the zoo today and there were 2 baguettes in a cage The sign said they were bread in captivity.
• A lot of people call # a Hashtag but back in my day it was the pound sign which makes the movement #MeToo a bit awkward
• I'm a screenwriter and I just signed an amazing 2-year deal with the parent company of Universal Pictures! I'm going to be getting the basic cable plus HBO.
• Got a parking ticket the other day for being parked illegally. Not sure why. The sign clearly said 'Fine for parking'.
• I never wanted to believe that my dad was stealing from his job at the construction site... But when I got home, all the signs were there.
• My friend, who's star sign was cancer, died very ironically. He was mauled by a giant crab.
• Two blondes are going to Disney Land At the turn off, they see a sign saying "Disneyland left"
  They went home crying.
• My deaf girlfriend cheated on me with her best friend I should've seen the signs.

Entertaining Signing Jokes to Laugh Out Loud Fun with Everyone

What funny jokes about signing you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean sign language jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make signing pranks.