Signature Jokes

Funniest Signature Short Jokes

Short signature jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The signature humour may include short signed jokes also.

1. If a man's signature is called a "John Hancock" what do you call a woman's? Historically insignificant.
   Full disclosure: Heard on the radio this morning on my way to work.
2. I have started a petition to ban people from collecting autographs. So far, I've got 15,000 signatures.
3. Today in the UK we celebrate the 4th of July. The day the average IQ of the British Empire jumped 100 points with a single signature.
4. Matthew McConaughey has a younger brother who works as a court clerk. Everybody knows him for his signature phrase:'All rise, all rise, all rise'.
5. Did you hear about the blacksmith that was arrested for creating iron calligraphy? He was charged with forging signatures.
6. Q: If a man's signature is called a John Hancock, what do you call a woman's? A: Historically insignificant.
7. I've made a bard/rogue for DnD... His signature move is seducing the enemy with a dozen kisses, from shoulder to ear.
   But apprently our party forbids neck-romancey
8. Despite Trump's recent push to bring manufacturing jobs to the U,S., where are most of his Signature Series ties made? Tieland
9. What do you say when you see a G sharp while playing a piece with no sharp or flat signature? I C a major accident!
10. We, the League of Assassins, shall now vote on where we leave our signature dagger stabbed in our victims. All in favor? Looks like the eyes have it.

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Signature One Liners

Which signature one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with signature? I can suggest the ones about letter and surname.

1. I believe every Zodiac sign has its own signature hairstyle. Except Cancer.
2. Every zodiac has a signature hairstyle... Except for cancer
3. Every zodiac sign comes with a signature hairstyle... Except cancer
4. Every Zodiac sign has a signature hairstyle For instance, people with cancer are bald
5. Why was the blacksmiths son sent to detention? He was caught forging signatures.
6. The actor of Hagrid asked me why I want his signature I said: "I am a giant fan!"
7. My signature sandwich is called "Hamnesia". I forget what's in it.
8. What time signature is most German music written in? Nein four.
9. What do you call a Quantum Physicist's signature? A wave function.
10. What's a wrestling chef's signature move? A *soup*-plex.
11. What do you call the signature drink at a Jewish wedding? A Mazel tov cocktail!
12. What's black and all over the place? Michael J Fox's signature.
13. What's a designers job? Erasing signatures from documents.
14. What do you call 3/4 time signature in the language of food? Cumin thyme.
15. How did the piece of sheet music give an autograph to a fan? He added his time signature.

Time Signature Jokes

Here is a list of funny time signature jokes and even better time signature puns that will make you laugh with friends.

• When a neo-n**... plays jazz, what time signature do they use? 14/88.

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What funny jokes about signature you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean marker jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make signature pranks.