The Best 54 Signal Jokes

Following is our collection of funny Signal jokes. There are some signal feverishly jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.

Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these signal pager puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Top 10 of the Funniest Signal Jokes and Puns

Thank goodness for AT&T

Thanks goodness for AT&T. Apparently the NSA called AT&T officials to request that they, too, provide call records of their customers. But halfway through the conversation, the call dropped. The NSA called back six times, but AT&T officials could never get more than two signal bars and the request was never completed.

How many countries' flags make an appearance at every auto race in the world?

Two. Libya's to start the race, and France's to signal there's one lap to go.

What's the difference between someone who doesn't use their turn signal and Hitler?

You know Hitler will turn Reich.

Signal joke, What's the difference between someone who doesn't use their turn signal and Hitler?

The German Coast Guard receives a distress signal from an American ship...

The American captain says "Mayday! Mayday! We're sinking! I repeat, we are sinking!"

The German Coast Guard replies "Oh that's nice, what are you sinking about?"

Why was the cyclists right arm shorter than his left?

Because once he left his right turn signal on.


2 blondes are checking a car

"Does the turn signal work?"
"Yes! No. Yes! No. Yes!"

What is it called when you are on the edge of WiFi signal range?

Router Limits!

Signal joke, What is it called when you are on the edge of WiFi signal range?

What do you call it when a signal processing firm quickly remodels their entryway?

A fast foyer transform!

LPT: If you ever find yourself lost in the wild...

...simply misspell the SOS signal and some arsehole will show up within minutes to correct you.

Did you hear about the Native American/Italian phone network? It didn't work out...

The signal... it was Apache.

You can't get good signal reception at a cemetery

It's a dead spot.

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If you ever feel like your job is meaningless, remember

there is someone who is currently installing the turn signal at BMW.

I don't know why people say that you're not supposed to flip off other drivers.

It's a universally understood hand signal.

I saw a BMW driver using their turning signal!

But then I woke up from my dream.

Not making it up: I actually saw a turn signal used on a BMW.

I'm guessing it was borrowed.

My friend said he recreated the Wow! Signal, but it was fake.

It was a Sham Wow!

Signal joke, My friend said he recreated the Wow! Signal, but it was fake.

What did the male digital signal ask a female digital signal?

Do you do ANALog?

A movie about the maximum function in coding and signal transformation applications in road planning:

"Math.Max Fourier Road"

How do communists signal the start of a race?

On your Marx, get set, go!


If i use the church's wifi

Am i receiving God's signal?

I have told my blone girlfriend to get outside the car and check if the turn signal works

She: working, not working, working, not working, working...

I saw a BMW driver use his turn signal today...

Too bad it was the wrong one.

Another blonde joke

Boyfriend is driving down the street with his (blonde) girlfriend in the passenger seat. The boyfriend becomes concerned the turn signals are not working, so he asks his girlfriend to poke her head out the passenger side window to see if the right turn signal is functioning. She replies, "it's working, it's not working, it's working.."

Childen are playing on a kindergarten playground with their tablets...

...and the teacher is sleeping on a bench. A lady walks by and wakes the teacher up: "Aren't you afraid that the children will run away and get lost?" asks the lady. "I'm not afraid at all," says the teacher, "the WiFi signal covers the playground only."

Owen Wilson has announced that he will star in a new film in which he portrays a NASA scientist who discovers a mysterious radio signal from deep space.

It's entitled "The Waaoow Signal"

Why did the man moonwalk across the street when the signal changed?

He was dyslexic.

I always feel 100% confidence in the walk signal at an intersection

Because when the White Guy is on your side, you're gonna be ok

How do you signal when changing lanes?

I drive a BMW

A man needs WiFi at the local pub.

A man goes into a local pub and has poor cell signal.

He asks for the WiFi password.

The bartender replies: You need to buy a drink first.

The man says fine and orders a Coke, which costs him $3. He then asks again, what's the WiFi password?

The bartender answers: You need to buy a drink first, all lowercase no spaces.

[Spoiler] Do you know that Nick Fury was sending a signal from his Pager to

clear the browser history before he dies.

Ya know what's rarer than bigfoot?

A BMW driver that uses their turn signal

Why did the German cross the road?

Because the electronic traffic signal indicated that it was the appropriate time to do so.

Horn and wedding

Mommy, why are all the cars beeping their horns?

Because there's a wedding going on.

But isn't the horn a warning signal, Mommy?

Exactly, son.

Some people have no direction

They should really use their turn signal more.

Through the pitch-black night, the captain sees a light dead ahead on a collision course with his ship.

He sends a signal: "Change your course ten degrees east."

The light signals back: "Change yours, ten degres west."

Angry, the captain sends: "I'm a Navy captain! Change your course, sir!"

"I'm a seaman, second class," comes the reply. "Change your course, sir."

Now the captain is furious. "I'm a battleship! I'm not changing course!"

There's one last reply. "I'm a lighthouse. Your call."

I saw the rarest beast on the way home from work yesterday.

An Audi driver actually used his signal while changing lanes.

What do you call a turn signal in Florida ?

No one knows , they don't exist

The Lord moves in mysterious ways. But you don't.

Use your turn signal.

A golfer tells his buddy, Check out this Impossible-to Lose golf ball I have...

If you hit it in the water it floats and then activates a small propeller that moves it over to the edge so you can retrieve it. If you hit it in high grass it emits a smoke signal. If you hit it into a bush, it chirps. It's literally impossible to lose!
His buddy says Wow! That's awesome. How much does it cost?
The golfer says I don't know. I just found it on the course.

Who's the Best Traffic Signal Superhero?

Green Arrow

A climber made it to top of Mt Everest. Most were impressed, not astronomers.

They said climb Olympus Mons and send back radio signals. That signal will make us go WOW.

An American ship is sending out a distress signal, "HELP, we are sinking!"

German ship radios back in "What are you sinking about?"

In Wuhan, a bat signal isn't a request for a superhero to respond,

it simply means dinner is ready.

My girlfriend just called me up and told me that we were breaking up.

I went outside and the signal improved.

Two guys driving in the highway with broken side mirror car

The driver wants to switch lanes and tells the passenger: Can you look if there any car is coming

The passenger turns and looks back and says: No there's no car coming .

Driver turns the signal on and proceeds to change the line and huge truck hits them.

Driver turns to passenger and screams: YOU SAID THERE WAS NO CAR!!!

The passenger replies: YOU SAID CAR, NOT A TRUCK!

P.S. old joke that my father told me

Why can't BMW drivers be woke leftists?

They virtually never signal.

Every date I've ever had has been like my WiFi signal.

No Connection.

What can you always assume when buying a used BMW?

The turn signal will always be in brand-new condition.

A captain notices a light in the distance, on a collision course with his ship.

He turns on his signal lamp and sends, Change your course, 10 degrees west.

The light signals back, Change yours, 10 degrees east.

The captain gets a little annoyed. He signals, I'm a US Navy captain. You must change your course, sir.

The light signals back, I'm a Seaman First Class. You must change your course, sir.

Now the captain is mad. He signals, I'm an aircraft carrier. I'm not changing my course.

The light signals back a final message: I'm a lighthouse. Your call.

Three nuns are talking.

The first nun says, you would never believe what i discovered.

Intrigued, the other to signal her to continue. " i found a phone in the priests room." said the first nun.

oh that's nothing." said the second one, "i found condoms in one of his drawers." said the second one.

" what did u do with them?" said the first nun.

The second nun responds with pride ," I poked **holes** in all of them."

The third nun screams, oh shit..."

When I get my vaccine do I need to do anything to keep my micro chips charged?

Or is getting a 5G signal enough?

When people's feet fall asleep, why don't their toes signal for help?

They're coma-toes.

What do you do if you see a BMW using a turn signal?

Call the police, it's obviously stolen.

I was showing my friend my new golf ball.

I was showing my friend my new golf ball.
"It's impossible to lose," I said. "If you hit it into the rough it sends out a GPS signal so you can track it down."
"That's great," he replied, "but what happens if you it hit into the water?"
"Simple. The ball floats to the surface and tracks its way back toward you and you just scoop it back out."
"Brilliant!" he said, "Where did you get it?"
"I found it."

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