The Best 13 Sign On Beer Jokes

Following is our collection of funny Sign On Beer jokes. There are some sign on beer bartended jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.

Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these sign on beer signs puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Top 10 of the Funniest Sign On Beer Jokes and Puns

A guy walks into a bar, sits at a table and orders a beer.

He then proceeds to pull out hundreds of pink valentine's day cards, write inside them and stamp them with "Love" stamps. He then pulls out a bottle of expensive perfume and spritzes each envelope.

The bartender finally can't contain his curiosity and approaches the man. "You must have 500 or more cards there," the bartender says. "I've got to admit I'm curious what you're doing."

"Oh, every year at Valentine's Day I send out 500 cards, each one signed 'Guess Who?'" the guy says.

"But why?" the bartender asks.

"I'm a divorce lawyer," the guy replies.

A guy has 10 bucks in his pocket and walks into a bar.

As soon as he get in, he sees a sign on the wall:

- Beer $5.00

- Handjob $10.00

He calls the hottest waitress in the room and asks: "Who are the one who gives the handjobs?"

The waitress respond: "That would be me."

"Ok... Go wash your hands and bring me two beers."

So a Roman walks into a bar...

He makes a 'two' sign with his index and middle finger and says :

I'd like five beers please.

Sign On Beer joke, So a Roman walks into a bar...

(Translated from Estonian) A man walks into a bar and orders a beer. After he had found a place to sit down, he suddenly feels an urge to pee.

But he just can't leave the beer on the table, somebody would drink it. He also can't take the beer to the toilet, that would just be weird.

So, he suddenly had an idea to leave a sign next to the beer. The sign said: "I spit in here".

When he got back from the toilet, he found another sign: "Me too".

A guy walks into a bar.

While walking in, he notices a glass of beer on the roof. Not paying much attention to it, he goes up to the bartender and says:

"So I read on the sign post outside that the first drink is free."

To which the bartender replies: "Yeah, first one's on the house."


So I walked by a restaurant in Maine!

It had a sign up " Happy hour special:
Lobster tail and beer!"

I said to myself. Jesus, my three favorite things!

Some people worry drinking in the shower is a sign of alcoholism

I just worry about keeping the water out of my beer

Sign On Beer joke, Some people worry drinking in the shower is a sign of alcoholism

A Roman soldier walks into a bar with 4 friends, holds up a peace sign and says to the bartender

„5 Beers please .

$1 Beers $3 PB&J's $4 Handjobs

A man leaves work one Friday and passes a bar with a sign outside that reads "$1 Beers $3 PB&J's $4 Handjobs

He walks in and sits at the bar. A beautiful woman in her mid 20's comes over and asks what he would like. The man orders a beer. She asks if he'd like anything else. The man replies yes, "are you the one who gives the handjobs?" The woman says "yes" the man says "Then go wash your hands I want a PB&J

A guy walks into a bar on the boardwalk..

and sees a topless bartender. He tries to get the bartenders attention by signaling for a beer but the bartender won't look his way.

Annoyed, the guy walks in the bartenders line of vision and signals again. Even though he made eye contact the bartender ignores him.

Now, furious, the guy demanded an explanation from the bartender.
The bartender simply points at the sign with his bare feet which reads
"no shirt, no shoes, no service"

Roman guy walks in a bar and makes a peace sign with his fingers

Bartender gives him 5 beers

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A man walks by a bar, the sign says "lobster tail and beer $10"

He goes, what a deal for my 3 favourite things!

A man was drinking at a bar and the bartender came over to tell him he had a visitor waiting for him outside the bar.

He had just bought another large beer and he didn"t want anyone to drink it.

So, he wrote a little sign on a piece of paper and left it by his beer that said: "I spit in my beer."

When he returned to his bar stool there was another note beside his beer: "I spit in your beer too!"

Just think that there are jokes based on truth that can bring down governments, or jokes which make girl laugh. Many of the sign on beer drink jokes and puns are jokes supposed to be funny, but some can be offensive. When jokes go too far, are mean or racist, we try to silence them and it will be great if you give us feedback every time when a joke become bullying and inappropriate.

We suggest to use only working sign on beer symbols piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Some of the dirty witze and dark jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. Try to remember funny jokes you've never heard to tell your friends and will make you laugh.

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