Sign Language Jokes
100 sign language jokes and hilarious sign language puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about sign language that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.
Funniest Sign Language Short Jokes
Short sign language jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The sign language humour may include short hand signal jokes also.
- I think my family is finally catching on to me telling jokes in sign language... They've been standing further away, so I can't hit them with the punch line anymore.
- I always get sad when I watch videos of gorillas using sign language to ask for food. It's a shame there are so many deaf gorillas.
- Why can't pirates use sign language? Because the hook makes everything sound like a question.
- I signed up for German language lessons recently. They replied, and I am kind of worried now. They said, We have ways of making you talk.
- what do you call a deer with no eyes in sign language? Anything you like. It can't see you.
- You think the Presidential debate was hard to watch? Think of what it was like for the sign language interpreters.
- I'm learning sign language… Not sure if I'm any good at it, but I never heard any complaint.
- I have very nearly signed up for Danish language classes I just need to dot the A's and cross the O's
- I just gave my first Ted talk about south paw sign language. The audience was left speechless.
- A deaf woman and a blind man are sitting on the subway The deaf woman says to the guy: *sign language*
And the blind man says:
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Sign Language One Liners
Which sign language one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with sign language? I can suggest the ones about hand gestures and slang.
- I know several jokes in sign language I guarantee nobody has ever heard them.
- What is the least spoken language in the world? Sign language.
- What are the unspoken rules of sign language? All of them
- Sign language is pretty handy.
- Is it possible to stutter in sign language? Yes, it's called Parkinson's
- My sign language comedy show got cancelled today Apparently nobody there had heard of me
- I learned sign language It's very handy!
- How do billboards communicate? Sign language
- I recently learned sign language So I can tell jokes people has never heard
- Does anyone know a good joke in sign language? I don't think I've ever heard one.
- What do you call Chinese Sign Language? Handarin.
- Amazon needs a new app An audio book app with sign language. We'll call it *inAudible*.
- If you think you're frustrated, Try teaching an Italian sign language.
- Did you hear about the Deaf guy with Parkinson's? His sign language was a little shaky
- Why is sign language so useful? Because it always comes in handy to anybody.
Comical Puns & Laughs: Enjoy Fun, Witty Sign Language Jokes with Friends.
What funny jokes about sign language you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean language translation jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make sign language pranks.
Chuck Norris's sign language is heard around the world.
Chuck Norris won American Idol, only using sign language.
Chuck Norris can whistle in five different languages, including sign language.
Chuck Norris can hear sign language.
My neighbor got in serious trouble for saying she would kill me in Sign Language.
Thankfully she was arrested for deaf threats
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Two Construction Workers...
are building a tower. One of them, being 15 stories up, needs a hand saw. Because the other man can't hear him, he uses sign language. He points to himself, "I," points at his knee, "need," and makes a sawing motion. To his surprise, the man at the bottom of the tower looks at him, nods, and starts m**.... The man at the top, getting very angry, comes down all 15 stories, and yells, "I asked for a hand saw! Why would you just start jacking off?!" The other man said, "I was trying to tell you - I'm Coming!"
Do you speak sign language?
No, we sign it.
The Pope and the most renowned Rabbi are having a discussion...
...But neither of them speak a common language, and they want the meeting to be private. So the two icons decide to attempted to speak in their own signs to communicate.
The Pope starts by making a circular motion over with his hand
The Rabbi responds by pointing down at the ground
The Pope holds up 3 fingers
The Rabbi holds up 1
The Pope took out the wine and wafers
The Rabbi took out an apple
Then the two went their separate ways, the priests talked with the Pope and asked, "Well? What happened?" "He had me beat at every turn," The Pope responded, "I waved my hand around to say God is everywhere and he pointed down to say God is here, I held up 3 fingers to symbolize the Father, the Son, and The Holy Ghost, He held up one to say There is one God. I showed him the Body and Blood of Christ, and he showed me an Apple to remind me of Eve's original sin."
The Rabbi then went back to the other Rabbis and told of his experience "I don't quite know what happened," He said, "I waved his arm around to say 'Get out of here' so I pointed down to tell him I'm staying he gave me 3 seconds to get out so I gave him the finger, then he showed me his lunch so I showed him mine"
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Topical Jokes (5/25-5/26)
Hey, sorry for the tardiness! Been on the road lately. Here's some jokes to cap up the last couple days.
Governor Christie met with Snooki over the weekend, but things got a tad awkward when Christie licked his lips and asked, "But seriously, are you actually a meatball?"
Big Catholic news, the Pope recently stated that it is possible for atheists to go to Heaven. However, what he didn't say is once they get there, they have to spend all eternity helping Buddha squeeze into his yoga pants.
In entertainment, "Fast and Furious 6" critics say the film did not live up to the hype. Especially when the first 45 minutes of the film were Vin Diesel sitting in his Dodge Neon scanning Tokyo radio for a Limp Bizkit station.
Bad news, a m**... tax bill stalled in Colorado. Glossy-eyed congressmen promise they'll finish the bill as soon as this rad 'Stairway' solo is over.
In a recent speech, Biden hinted that government research is often wasteful. Such as Biden's $3 million study on if he saw Bigfoot getting the paper yesterday or just Sarah Palin before her morning shave.
And finally some science news. A recent marine study found that fish can use sign language. However, what was more surprising was the terrifying gang signs used by the east L.A. river fish crew, "Gills that Kills".
Thanks for reading! Been pretty busy lately so I'm making sure I produce some material for you guys to check out.
The cursed Prince. This summer's best love story.
Once upon a time there was a Prince who, through no fault of his own, was cast under a spell by an evil witch.
The curse was that the Prince could speak only one word each year.
However, he could save up the words so that if he did not speak for a whole year, then the following year he was allowed to speak two words (this was before the time of letter writing or sign language).
One day he met a beautiful princess (ruby lips, golden hair, sapphire eyes,) and fell madly in love.
With the greatest difficulty he decided to refrain from speaking for two whole years so that he could look at her and say, "my darling,"
But, at the end of the two years he wished to tell her that he loved her. Because of this he waited three more years without speaking (bringing the total number of silent years to 5).
But, at the end of these five years he realized that he had to ask her to marry him. So, he waited ANOTHER four years without speaking.
Finally as the ninth year of silence ended, his joy knew no bounds.
Leading the lovely princess to the most secluded and romantic place in that beautiful royal garden the prince heaped a hundred red roses on her lap, knelt before her, and taking her hand in his, said huskily,
"My darling, I love you! Will you marry me?"
And the princess tucked a strand of golden hair behind a dainty ear, opened her sapphire eyes in wonder, and parting her ruby lips, said,
"Pardon?"
Language Lessons
Two restaurants face each other across a city street. Every day the owner of the Greek restaurant, Nick, brings out his specials board, looks across the street at the Chinese restaurant and calls out to the owner:
"Hey, Chan! What comes with your specials today?"
"Flied lice!"
Just as it has done for years, this sends Nick into paroxysms of laughter, and makes Chan feel ashamed of his English skills. Chan's daughter signs him for ESL classes, and Chan works hard at improving his diction:
"Flied lice, flied lice, fried lice, fried lice, fried rice, fried rice, fried rice!"
So, Chan waits for Nick to come out the next day, and carries out his board just as Nick looks up, and as always, Nick is ready to taunt him.
"Hey, Chan!", he shouts, "What you serving with your specials today?"
Gathering himself, Chan shouts confidently across the street:
"FRIED RICE, YOU GLEEK PLICK!"
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Did you hear about the sign language translator at Nelson Mandela's f**...?
Neither did his audience.
I love using sign language
It's a real hands-on experience.
What do you call a rapper that raps in sign language?
Mos Def
My dyslexic brother just did the ice bucket challenge.
He keeps asking how this helps people who use American Sign Language.
The Indian That Never Forgets
Once a man was traveling through the west on vacation, when he saw a sign that said, "Meet the Indian Who Never Forgets, Next Exit". Well, being curious, the man stops at the attraction to see the Indian. He asks the man, "What did you have for breakfast on June 9, 1978?" The Indian replies "Eggs!"
Well, everyone has eggs for breakfast, this guy is a charlatan, the man thinks.
The man tells his friend about the experience, and his friend replies "That's disrespectful, you should greet an indian in their native language. Next time instead of "Hi" say "How".
10 years later, the same man is on vacation again, and sees the sign for the Indian again. He thinks what the heck, I'll stop in and see him.
Remembering his friend's advice, when the man approaches the Indian, he holds up his hand and says, "How!"
The Indian replies, "Scrambled."
A deaf couple are on a road trip
My deaf professor told me this joke (in sign language) in college:
A deaf couple are on a road trip. The wife signs to the husband that she is tired, and they should look for a motel for the night. The husband pulls over into the next motel, and they reserve a room.
In the middle of the night, the husband wakes up with a splitting headache. He signs to his wife his wife if they have any ibuprofen. The wife groggily replies to check the glove compartment in the car.
The man, half asleep, gets out of bed, walks out to the car, and finds the pills in the glove compartment.
He gets out of the car to make his way back to the room, but immediately forgets which room is his. So he gets back into the car and SLAMS on the horn and holds it.
Little by little, every room in the motel turns on their light. All but one. That's his room!
My counselor suggested I take Sign language in school...
She said it was pretty handy
The first day of school I signed up for English, Math, Science and Language.
The rest, as they say, was History.
What did the five fingers say to the face?
I'm not sure I can't read sign language.
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I got a h**... yesterday
I'm now officially a sign language interpreter
You know what they say about sign language?
It comes in handy
What is a cannibal's favorite soup
Sign language soup
I finally got my hands on a sign language translator.
It comes in really handy.
What do you tell someone who is bad at sign language?
You have bad hand writing
What Nationality has the easiest time learning sign language?
Italians.
What do you call an expert that studies sign language?
A signtist!
A sign language interpreter said to his customer...
My apologies, my finger got stuck between the door so I may have a bit of a lisp.
I'm glad I know sign language...
It comes in handy sometimes.
I kept trying to tell him no means no, but he wouldn't listen...
...that's the last time I pick up a guy who doesn't know sign language.
Why the different branches of the military can't work together:
The reason why the services don't get along? They don't speak the same language. For example, if you tell a soldier to "Secure the building." he's going to set up claymores and machine gun nests with interlocking fields of fire. If you tell a Marine to "Secure the building." he's going to pie every room with his rifle in his hands and his Ka-bar on his waist. If you tell a sailor to "Secure the building." he's going to lock all the doors and windows and put all the sensitive documents in a furnace. If you tell an airman to "Secure the building." he's going to sign a lease agreement with an option to purchase.
I asked my deaf friend if he knows anything about sign language...
...he said he's never heard of it.
What do Italians call their version of sign language?
Italian
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These blind guys at the institution think i am dyslexic.
I mean i spent a month learning sign language to talk to them.
A deaf person walks up to me during sign language class
Sorry... I wasn't listening
I attended a sign language session.
I was speechless.
[nsfw] Today my girlfriend told me she loved me.
Yeah I'm getting pretty good at sign language.
SIGN LANGUAGE WRITTEN ALL-CAPS WHY?
DEAF, HARD-OF-HEARING PEOPLE QUIET WORDS CAN'T HEAR
Person goes to the university ...
says "I want to sign up for all your foreign language classes."
They say "We teach dozens of different language's - you want to learn all of them? why?" They reply "I'm a Vegan and I to be sure I'll be able to tell every single person I meet.
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When you insult a deaf-mute m**... in sign language
...it's a deaf-sentence.
Why did the billboard designer get fired?
He didn't know sign language
The doctor told the sign language interpreter that the operation was risky.
Now it was a matter of lie for deaf.
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I had s**... with a deaf girl and it got awkward really fast.
Her sign language interpreter wouldn't leave the room.
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A picture is worth a thousand words...
Unless the person was communicating in American Sign Language. Then it's only worth one.
What's the one thing that people who speak sign language will never say?
Where are you?
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So I saw a couple of asians doing sign language
I thought it was wierd because sign language is supposed to be for deaf people.
The most unspeaken language...
...is the SIGN LANGUAGE
To the girl that just dumped me
Just because I can speak sign language doesn't mean I'm able to read your signs
What is the most spoken language?
Sign language
How do plants communicate in an M. Night Shyamalan movie?
Signs language
I have this joke in sign language which is super hilarious
Too bad you can't see it
I'm halfway to learning sign language.
I have eyes.
I think my blind friend is mad at me
I was speaking sign language to him and he just ignored me
During the 80's, many college students from Eastern Bloc countries - Poland, Hungary, and Romania met each other at a summer camp
Sitting around the campfire after supper, these young people tried their best to communicate with each other (Polish, Hungarian, and Romanian are totally not related), ultimately having to resort to some kind of sign language
Then one dude got an idea: Hey, we all learned Russian in high school, why don't we try speaking in Russian?
… After a brief, thoughtful thinking and pause … everyone returned back to that sign language
I was with a deaf girl who knew sign language, we were watching that movie where Johnny Depp has blades for fingers. I couldn't remember what that character was called so I sign to her, What's that character's name?
Edward, says her hands.
A couple visit a psychiatrist
The husband says " when ever I try to talk to her she just holds up gang signs "
The wife replies ( in sign language )
" I'm deaf "
An elderly classical languages professor goes to Rome for a conference.
He hails a taxi as he leaves the airport, and the driver points to a sign saying "Tell driver your destination". The professor hesitates for a moment. He doesn't speak Italian, but doesn't want the driver to misunderstand his directions in English. Suddenly realizing that Italian is descended from Latin he says, "Adducere me ad Marriott deversorium"
The cab driver nods and puts the car in gear. As he into traffic he says, "Wow, you sure haven't been to Rome for a long time."
My wife has been trying to teach our son sign language
I was skeptical at first because she started so young, but he is starting to catch on. Without a word I watched her ask if he was all done or wanted more food during dinner. He tapped his fingers together, signaling he would like more food. I sat in disbelief as she added more food to his plate. It's so amazing that, at just 13 months old, he can already get my wife to stop talking.
I'm looking for a sign language practice partner…
Could somebody lend me a hand?
OC by myself.
I was talking via sign language with a one armed man…
Problem is I was only getting half of what he was saying.
Thought this up yesterday on a camping trip when my daughter was showing me what she learned at preschool.
