Sigmund Jokes

Funniest Sigmund Short Jokes

Short sigmund jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The sigmund humour may include short sigmund freud jokes also.

1. My wife made a Freudian slip while we were making love. She said, "Yes! Oh yes! Oh my God Sigmund!!"
2. How many Sigmund Freuds does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Two. One to hold the ladder and one to screw your mothe… errr I mean the lightbulb.
3. My grandpa believes he is best friends with Freud. But I keep telling him he is just a Sigmund of his imagination.
4. Someone asked me if I would bet on Sigmund Freud's psychoanalytic theory of personalityl I replied I'm all Id
5. A Jewish joke (as told by Sigmund Freud) One Jew says to another, Have you taken a bath?
   The other replies: "No. Is one missing?"
   From *Wit and Its Relation to the Unconscious*
6. Sigmund Freud in a slam battle: "Yo' mamma's so neglectful, you struggle to maintain relationships with women because they view you as overly attached and clingy."
7. Mrs Freud: Sigmund, are you listening to me? Or is it in one ear and out the mother?
8. My friend Sigmund had his Id stolen... ...now he's a raving egomaniac.
9. What do you call a con artist with a degree in psycology? Sigmund Fraud.
10. Why did Sigmund Freud cross the road? Your mom!

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Sigmund One Liners

Which sigmund one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with sigmund? I can suggest the ones about fraud and resigned.

1. What do Sigmund Freud and Bill Cosby have in common? They both explored the unconscious.
2. Today is Sigmund Freud's birthday Which reminds me, Mother's Day is this weekend.
3. It's Sigmund Freud's birthday today... I wish him great happenis.
4. How did Sigmund Freud die? He slipped
5. Why doesn't Sigmund Freud swear? Because he kisses his mother with that mouth.
6. What was Sigmund Freud's favorite food? Freud Rice
7. How do you get Sigmund Freud to screw a lightbulb? Tell him the lightbulb is his mother.
8. What did Sigmund Freud say when his patient wouldn't unhand his waffle? Leggo my ego!
9. What's Sigmund Freud's favorite soap opera? The Jung and the Restless
10. Sigmund knows he's done working when his brain's freud
11. Why didn't Sigmund Freud buy name-brand weiners? They were too expenisve
12. What did Sigmund Freud do for mother's day? His mom.
13. My friend Sigmund fell while walking on ice yesterday. He had a Freudian slip.
14. Which Psychologist can not be trusted? Sigmund Fraud
15. What did the mohel say at little Sigmund's bris? "Looks like I've made a Freudian snip!"

Sigmund Freud Jokes

Here is a list of funny sigmund freud jokes and even better sigmund freud puns that will make you laugh with friends.

• What does Sigmund Freud say comes between fear and s**...? fünf
  (it helps if you say it out loud, and understand German) :-)
• What did Sigmund Freud say when he had an epiphany? u**...!
• Sigmund Freud discovered the "Freudian Slip" which in my opinion, was pure p**......I mean genius.
• Sigmund Freud goes to In-n-Out After discussing with the CEO that their company's name unconsciously symbolized s**... i**..., they simply said back:
  "At least we're not Pinkberry."
• What were Sigmund Freuds roommates doing when they mocked him for his pent up s**... frustrations? S~~c~~hadin'freude
• Sigmund Freud was a m**... with a huge ego And id. And superego.

Delightful Fun Sigmund Jokes for a Roaring Good Time

What funny jokes about sigmund you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean directly jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make sigmund pranks.