The Best 4 Sigma Jokes

Following is our collection of funny Sigma jokes. There are some sigma lmao jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.

Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these sigma isnt puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Top 10 Funniest Sigma Jokes and Puns

A journalist tries to find out how different professions deals with basic math.

So he asks them a simple question: "How much is 1+1?"

The mechanical engineer quickly opens a handbook and say, the handbook says 2, let's make it 3 just in case.
The physicist starts scribbling and after 5 minutes say it's between 1.95 and 2.05 within 3 sigma confidence level.
The mathematician start writing formulas and within half an hour he announces he can prove that there is a solution.
The lawyer takes the journalist to the side and whispers, how much do you want it to be?

Why is Sigma good at sharing?

Because he only ever takes sum of the numbers!

Patient: Doc I make my lover call me Sigma during intercourse. Does that make me weird?

Psychologist: not at all, it's a standard deviation.

A sigma walks into a bar...

The bartender asks "what'll it be?" And sigma replies,

"I'll have some of everything."

Just think that there are jokes based on truth that can bring down governments, or jokes which make girl laugh. Many of the sigma cashews jokes and puns are jokes supposed to be funny, but some can be offensive. When jokes go too far, are mean or racist, we try to silence them and it will be great if you give us feedback every time when a joke become bullying and inappropriate.

We suggest to use only working sigma moths piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Some of the dirty witze and dark jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. Try to remember funny jokes you've never heard to tell your friends and will make you laugh.

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