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Hilarious Sigma Jokes to Make Your Friends Roar with Laughter

What is a good sigma joke to make people laugh? Check out this list of funny stories that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth.

A journalist tries to find out how different professions deals with basic math.

So he asks them a simple question: "How much is 1+1?"
The mechanical engineer quickly opens a handbook and say, the handbook says 2, let's make it 3 just in case.
The physicist starts scribbling and after 5 minutes say it's between 1.95 and 2.05 within 3 sigma confidence level.
The mathematician start writing formulas and within half an hour he announces he can prove that there is a solution.
The lawyer takes the journalist to the side and whispers, how much do you want it to be?

My friend asked me what a Sigma male was, so I said..

Well to sum it up they're not just your average guys, and to add to that, they're kind of like a calculator, you can pretty much always count on them.

Why is Sigma good at sharing?

Because he only ever takes sum of the numbers!


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