Siding Jokes
7 siding jokes and hilarious siding puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about siding that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.
Check out these hilarious siding jokes about foreman, planks, and carpentry that are sure to leave you in stitches! Whether you’re a skilled carpenter, a DIYer, or just appreciate a good pun, these siding jokes are a must-read.
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Ridiculous Siding Jokes to Spark Fun and Laughter
What is a good siding joke to make people laugh? Check out this list of funny stories that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth.
[OC]A man walks into a hardware store
Man: Hello, I'm doing some work on my house exterior and need to get to the siding and onto the roof.
Employee: Well, we have a wide range of ladders that will do the trick. There's a 3-step ladder that will be perfect for the siding, and an extending ladder that will get you up on the roof. Do you want them both?
Man: I'll take the former now and the latter ladder later.
A blonde and her friend...
Are recently hired putting up siding on a house. They're working on opposite sides so the first one goes to check on the second. She watches as she pulls a nail from her bag, lookas at it, and throws it away. She hollers up and asks what that was about. The second blonde says some of the nails are defective. The point is facing the wrong way so she throws those out. The first blonde says, " You idiot! They aren't defective, they're for the other side of the house "
The head is on the wrong end of this nail.
A carpenter was putting siding on a house. He'd reach in his pouch pull out a nail and drive it, then he'd pull out a nail and toss it over his shoulder, he continued, sometimes driving the nail and sometimes tossing it.
His partner asked, "Why are you throwing away some of your nails", the first guy says, "The idiots that made them put the head on the wrong end".
His partner said, "You're the idiot, those nails are for the other side of the house"
Why did the homeowner take so long in remodeling his home?
He had trouble with da siding. (deciding)
Two blondes decide their house needs new siding
So they go out and buy the materials and return home to do the job. They decide it would be best for the first blonde to work on the front and the second on the back.
After about an hour the first blonde goes to the back to see how it's coming and watches as the other blonde picks up a nail and drive in, then pick up another nail and throws it on the ground and continues this repeatedly.
The first blonde yells "Why are you throwing good nails on the ground?"
The second blonde replies "They are defective! The pointy ends are pointing the wrong way."
"You idiot!" Shouts the first blonde. "Those are for the other side of the house. "
Two blondes working on a construction site...
Two blondes were working on a construction site. One of them who was nailing down siding would reach into her nail pouch, pull out a nail, and then either toss it over her shoulder or nail it into the siding.
The other blonde, figuring this was worth looking into, asked, "Why are you throwing those nails away?"
The first blonde explained, "If I pull a nail out of my pouch and it's pointed towards me, I throw it away 'cause it's defective. If it's pointed toward the house, then I nail it into the siding."
The second blonde was outraged. She yelled, "You m**...! The nails pointed towards you aren't defective! They're for the other side of the house!"
Two carpenters are nailing up siding...
Two carpenters are nailing up siding one day. The first carpenter grabs a nail from his pouch, examines it, and then tosses it in the trash. He proceeds to grab another nail, examine it, and then hammers it into the siding. He repeats this process several time. Finally the second carpenter turns to him and asks "Why are you doing that?" to which the first carpenter replies "Half of these nails have the head on the wrong end!" The second carpenter says back to him "You idiot! Those are for the other side of the house!"
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