Sidekick Jokes
18 sidekick jokes and hilarious sidekick puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about sidekick that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.
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Funniest Sidekick Short Jokes
Short sidekick jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The sidekick humour may include short smartphone jokes also.
- There's an upcoming show featuring the woman from Tiger King and Batman's sidekick, going around and reviewing ice cream parlors Carole Baskin And Robin's
- What do you call Captain Forte and his sidekick Piano? A dynamic duo!
This joke came to me in my delirious state after hours of band camp practices. - What do you call it when you are bitten by a rattlesnake, and your uncle is the sheriff, and his sidekick hand delivers you the antidote? Serumdeputy
- Marvel studios have just released a trailer for a new plumbing superhero and his side kick. The sidekick only has one line of dialogue in the trailer.... "I am grout!"
- So how did you all think Spider-man held up as a sidekick to Iron Man? I really thought there's a Stark contrast between the two
- Marvel is making a "Winter Soldier" standalone film and I get to play his roly poly sidekick. They call me...the "Summer Sausage"
- What did the 65 million year old detective say to his sidekick? It's sedimentary my dear fossil
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Sidekick One Liners
Which sidekick one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with sidekick? I can suggest the ones about cellphone and smart phone.
- "Dad, look! I'm Sherlock Holmes' sidekick!" "You what son?
- What do you call Gumby's sidekick in Jamaica? Pokemon
- What Did Gay Sherlock Holmes Say To His Sidekick? Alimentary my dear Watson, alimentary.
- What do you call a geologist sidekick with two normal faults? Graben!
- What's blue is a superhero sidekick? Aqua-Marine
Fun-Filled Sidekick Jokes to Make You and Your Friends Chuckle & Giggle
What funny jokes about sidekick you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean droid jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make sidekick pranks.
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Why does Batman call his teenage, tights wearing sidekick Robin?
cause s**... was too obvious.
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A piano player at a bar has a monkey as a sidekick . . .
. . . who collects tips in a tin can. While the piano player was playing, the monkey squatted over a man's glass and dipped his t**... in the drink.
Infuriated, the man yells at the piano player "Do you know your monkey dipped his b**... in my martini ?!!"
The piano player replies "No man, but hum a few bars and I can probably pick it up."
The Lone Ranger is in trouble now!
The lone ranger and Tonto are riding together, when suddenly they are surrounded by a group of Apache Indians, screaming like banshees and swinging warclubs.
The lone ranger takes a look at the war-painted pack of warriors howling for his blood, and yells to his faithful sidekick, "Looks like we might have to fight them off, Tonto!"
The lone ranger looks over his shoulder to see Tonto backing his horse away slowly.
"What you mean 'we', white man?"
