Fun-Filled Sidekick Jokes to Make You and Your Friends Chuckle & Giggle
Why does Batman call his teenage, tights wearing sidekick Robin?
cause s**... was too obvious.
A piano player at a bar has a monkey as a sidekick . . .
. . . who collects tips in a tin can. While the piano player was playing, the monkey squatted over a man's glass and dipped his t**... in the drink.
Infuriated, the man yells at the piano player "Do you know your monkey dipped his b**... in my martini ?!!"
The piano player replies "No man, but hum a few bars and I can probably pick it up."
"Dad, look! I'm Sherlock Holmes' sidekick!"
"You what son?
The Lone Ranger is in trouble now!
The lone ranger and Tonto are riding together, when suddenly they are surrounded by a group of Apache Indians, screaming like banshees and swinging warclubs.
The lone ranger takes a look at the war-painted pack of warriors howling for his blood, and yells to his faithful sidekick, "Looks like we might have to fight them off, Tonto!"
The lone ranger looks over his shoulder to see Tonto backing his horse away slowly.
"What you mean 'we', white man?"
There's an upcoming show featuring the woman from Tiger King and Batman's sidekick, going around and reviewing ice cream parlors
Carole Baskin And Robin's
What do you call Captain Forte and his sidekick Piano?
A dynamic duo!
This joke came to me in my delirious state after hours of band camp practices.
What do you call it when you are bitten by a rattlesnake, and your uncle is the sheriff, and his sidekick hand delivers you the antidote?
Serumdeputy
What do you call Gumby's sidekick in Jamaica?
Pokemon
What Did Gay Sherlock Holmes Say To His Sidekick?
Alimentary my dear Watson, alimentary.
What do you call a geologist sidekick with two normal faults?
Graben!
Marvel studios have just released a trailer for a new plumbing superhero and his side kick. The sidekick only has one line of dialogue in the trailer....
"I am grout!"
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So how did you all think Spider-man held up as a sidekick to Iron Man?
I really thought there's a Stark contrast between the two
Marvel is making a "Winter Soldier" standalone film and I get to play his roly poly sidekick.
They call me...the "Summer Sausage"
Joke I made up for musicians.
What do you call Captain Forte and his sidekick Piano?
[ ](/s "A dynamic duo!")
