Sideburns Jokes
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Fun-Filled Sideburns Jokes to Make You and Your Friends Chuckle & Giggle
What is a good sideburns joke to make people laugh? Check out this list of funny stories that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth.
Why don't Millenial barbers ever get sideburns right?
They literally can't even.
A man walks into a barbershop
He tells the barber, "Could you give me a haircut, where you cut one sideburn is longer than the other, you use the razor to make several baldspots on the front of my head, and you make clear zigzags down the back of my head?"
The barber responds, "That's terrible! I can't do that."
The man retorts, "But that's what you did last time!"
A man with amazing sideburns
A man has amazing side burns and decides that he wants to go to college for sideburn grooming. He dedicates his whole life to this purpose, getting his bachelor's, master's, and doctorate's degrees after many years. In other words, he has third degree burns.
A man goes to the doctor....
He says, "I don't know what's happening: I've grown a hairy chest, sideburns and I'm started talking in a Welsh accent.
"Ah", said the doctor, "I think you have Tom Jones sydrome".
"I've never heard of that", says the man, "is it very common?"
The doctor says, "It's not unusual."
Mohawk haircut was invented ...
by a barber who just wanted to align some sideburns
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