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Investigators in training

There are three investigators in training. They have to look at a side profile picture for a short time and pick out an interesting detail to recognize them. The first man looks at the picture and says: "that man only has one eye!" Of course the trainer is furious and says: "you idiot! You only see one eye because its only one side of his face!" The second man says: "this man has only one ear!" Again the trainer is mad: "you idiot! That's because its only one side of his face!!"
Finally, it's the last trainee's turn: "I say that he wears contact lenses!" The trainer is confused at this. So, he goes to check the criminals file and finds that he does indeed wear contact lenses. The trainer is dumbfounded and asks: "how on earth did you find that out?!" The trainee replies: " it was easy. Since the criminal only has one eye and one ear, he must wear contact lenses!"

3 blondes walk into a police station...

...looking for a job as a detective. They meet with the police chief who says "I'm going to show you a side profile mug shot of a man and you need to tell me something interesting about him."
He shows the picture to the first blonde and she says "He's only got one eye". The police chief responds, "No, this is a profile mug shot, so you will only see one eye."
He shows the picture to the second blonde and she says "He's only got one ear". The police chief again responds, "No, this is a profile mug shot, so you will only see one ear."
He shows the picture to the last blonde and she says "He wears contact lenses." Perplexed, the police chief looks through the file and sure enough, the man wore contact lenses. He says "That's oddly correct. How did you know that?"
The blonde responds, "Well with one eye and one ear, he can't be wearing glasses."

3 idiot brothers are trying out for a job as a police detective...

so the officer gives them a test. They are given a side profile head shot of a robber and they are asked how they will recognize him outside.
The first brother says, 'This guy has only one eye', the officer sighs and says that it only looks that way since its a shot of his profile and fires him on the spot.
The second brother says, 'This guy only has one ear', the officer sighs again and says it only looks that way since its a shot of his profile and fires him on the spot too.
The third brother thinks for a long while, and says 'He is wearing contacts'.
The officer is stunned by this sudden sign of clarity and checks his dossier. True enough, the robber does wear contacts. Impressed, he hires the third brother on the spot.
Curious to know how he figured out the robber wears contacts, the officer asks the third brother. The third brother flush with victory, responds haughtily, 'Why its simple really, if the man only has one ear and one eye, how can he wear glasses?'


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