Side Effects Jokes
60 side effects jokes and hilarious side effects puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about side effects that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.
Funniest Side Effects Short Jokes
Short side effects jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The side effects humour may include short symptoms jokes also.
- One of the side effects of the COVID vaccine is constipation. After getting the first dose, you'll need to wait a few weeks for number 2.
- Weird Pfizer vaccine side effect I haven't made any sounds when I go to the bathroom since I got the shot.
Doctor said that with Pfizer, the p is silent. - My girlfriend got the COVID vaccine and it seems like the main side effect is... ...that she can't stop talking about getting the COVID vaccine.
- There's a new drug that is guarenteed to get you molested. The only side effect is you feel Spacey.
- The NHS has just revealed a list of long-term side effects of vaccines! - Old age
- grey hair
- General decrease of diseases - I lived with stoners in college and suffered terrible side effects... For years afterward, I thought I was funny.
- Constipation ia a side effect of the covid vaccine After u take the first dose u will have to wait a few weeks for no. 2
- I got the COVID vaccine but I noticed a weird side effect Every time I sneeze I hear the Microsoft error sound
- Researchers in Texas have cured diabetes in mice without side effects. I bet the scientist that are trying to cure diabetes in humans are so jealous right now.
- What do they call the side effects of lactose intolerance in France? Smelly derriere (dairy air)
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Side Effects One Liners
Which side effects one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with side effects? I can suggest the ones about complications and consequences.
- There's a urinary side effect to the new Pfizer vaccine... It makes your p silent.
- Today I discovered a shocking side effect of vaccines. Adults
- This NEW diet plan will make you almost NEVER hungry Depression
Side effects: Depression - Harley The quickest way to turn gasoline into noise without the side effect of horsepower
- Why should one cut the sides of a medicine before consuming it?? To avoid side-effects
- Addyi has serious side effect like fainiting
- Scratches and dents on the doors of your car are the side effects of bad driving.
- If racism is a side effect of Ambien... It's no wonder some people can 't get woke.
- What's the worst side effect of time travel? Parkinson's
- If you could create a pill, what would it be for and what would the side effects be?
- What's the primary side effect of hipsterhood in females? Spinsterhood.
- worst side effect of s**... Kids
- What is the side effect of talking with a m**...? A pain in the a**....
Comical Side Effects Jokes and Gems that Will Get You in Laughter Land
What funny jokes about side effects you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean benefits jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make side effects pranks.
So, you've all probably seen these commercials for the erectile dysfunction drugs.
They say a possible side effect could be an e**... lasting for four hours, and if that happens, call your doctor. I say, "Hey buddy, if that happens, don't call your doctor, call me!"
Bud and Jim were a couple of drinking buddies...
who worked as airplane mechanics in Atlanta. One day the airport was fogged in and they were stuck in the hangar with nothing to do.
Bud says, "Man, I wish we had something to drink!" Jim says, "Me too. Y'know, I've heard you can drink jet fuel and get a buzz. You wanna try it?" So they pour themselves a couple of glasses of high octane h**... and get completely smashed.
The next morning Bud wakes up and is surprised at how good he feels. In fact he feels GREAT! NO hangover! NO bad side effects. Nothing! Then the phone rings... It's Jim.
Jim says, "Hey, how do you feel this morning?"
Bud says, "I feel great. How about you?"
Jim says, "I feel great, too. You don't have a hangover?"
Bud says, "No, that jet fuel is great stuff -- no hangover, nothing. We ought to do this more often."
"Yeah, well there's just one thing..."
"What's that?"
"Have you f**... yet?" "No....."
"Well, DON'T, 'cause I'm in PHOENIX!!!"
I'll just apologise right now...
A man goes to the doctor. He says, "Doc, I think there may be something wrong with the pills you gave me last time."
The doctor peered over his glasses, "Why do you think that, Mr Jones?"
"I keep veering to the left, then to the right."
"I shouldn't worry about that," replies the doctor. "Those are just side effects..."
Modern Medical Humor
Why are there never any good side effects? Just once I'd like to read a medication bottle that says, "May cause extreme sexiness"
A man is cutting sides of
A man is cutting sides of a capsule before taking it.
His neighbour saw this and asked him,
why are you cutting the sides of the capsule?
He replied To avoid the side effects :P :D lolx hahhahahah
My niece was born with no eyelids, bless her heart, but the doctors were able to replace them with surgically removed f**......
Only side effect is she's a little c**...-eyed now.
The side effects of flux capacitor radiation include but are not limited to the following
Turning into a Teen Wolf
Parkinson's
People who use drugs are pathetic. I'm high on life!
Side effects of life are include depression, anxiety, pain both emotional and physical, shortness of breath, physical and mental deterioration, weariness, sleepiness, insomnia, thought of s**..., and misery. Prolonged use may result in death.
Side effects may include increased or decreased intelligence, headaches, red eyes, loss of sleep, drowsiness, suicidal thoughts, narcolepsy, unsuppressed crying, and death.
Ask your doctor if you should take school today.
Researchers have developed a new painkiller with no negative side effects
… and no positive either.
My friend is a Casanova and he likes comparing women to pills.
He's *really* into side effects...
Want to cure f**... acne?
Try Decapitation!
(Ask your doctor about possible side effects)
Drug side effects
A man goes to a doctor, who prescribes him a medication. He asks if there are any side effects. The doctor says, "Of course there are, it's a drug. But they're all positive!"
There's a new drug on the market that makes teenage boys instantly gay.
The only side effect is that you feel Spacey.
The aches in my lats after yesterday's work out.
The trainer didn't mention any side effects.
I took my wife's medication this morning, just to see what the side effects were.
Funny, it didn't make me want to sleep with my best mate..
Data gathered from over 10,000 prisoners worldwide suggests that the most common side effect is...
...cell-ulite.
Why did the actor in the prescription drug commercial cross the road?
To get to the other side effects.
Imagine if there were a pill you could take that let you fly, but the side effects gave you cancer
Cancer cases would skyrocket
I didn't tell anybody but I volunteered for the Russian vaccine trials for C-19 in Amsterdam
I received my first shot today and wanted to let you all know that it's completely safe with иo side effects whatsoeveя, and that I feelshκι χoρoshό я чувствую себя немного странно
So I volunteered for the Russian Vaccine Trial for...
So I volunteered for the Russian Vaccine Trial for Covid-19. It's been kept very, very quiet for security reasons. I received my first shot and wanted to let you know that it's completely safe with иo side effects whatsoeveя, and that I feelshκι χoρoshό я чувствую себя немного странно и я думаю, что вытащил ослиные уши.
Covid made me lose complete control of my arms.
It's the weirdest side effect I've heard of, hands down.
Man blind from birth hears about a new surgery to restore his sight
A man blind from birth hears about new surgery that can give him sight. He goes to the doctor who tells him he can do the surgery. He asks if being able to see will have any negative impacts on his life.
"Well," the doctor says. "You won't be able to maintain an e**...."
"Is that a common side effect from the surgery," the blind man asks.
"No," says the doctor. "It's just that your wife is ugly."
I just got my COVID-19 vaccine today
I don't understand what everyone is so worried about, I haven't experienced any strange side effects. This thing is completely safe.
In unrelated news, I finally have good cell phone reception and my Internet speeds have never been better!
Side effects may include weight gain, depression and loss of s**... drive.
Ask your doctor if marriage is right for you.
Ever since my covid vaccine I've been feeling tired and unable to get out of bed
Glad to see there are no side-effects.
A mother was teaching his child about the side-effects of alcohol.
She gets two short glasses, filling one with water and the other with whiskey.
She says "I want you to see this."
She puts a worm in the water, and it swims around.
She puts a worm in the whiskey, and the worm dies immediately.
She then says, feeling that she has made her point clear, "what do you have to say about this experiment?"
The child responds by saying: "If I drink whiskey, I won't get worms!"