Sicko Jokes
18 sicko jokes and hilarious sicko puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about sicko that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.
Sicko jokes are an outrageous way to make light of serious topics like healthcare and politics. From Medicare to tinfoil dividers, get ready to giggle at the bizarreness of these far-out jokes. Sicko Mode is on!
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Funniest Sicko Short Jokes
Short sicko jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The sicko humour may include short sick kid jokes also.
- What do you get when you fuse a short man and a tall woman? Your medical licence revoked, sicko.
- Came home to find all my doors had been smashed in and everything was gone. What kind of sicko does that to someone's advent calendar?
- If you could have a Dodge Viper or the girl of your dreams, what colour would it be? Black and blue of course.
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The girl, not the car.
(Courtesy of my son, the sicko). - Did you hear about the guy who got arrested for indecent exposure at the aquarium? The sicko likes to cuttlefish.
- I was buying a large Christmas tree... ... and the cashier said, "Whoa, are you going to put that up yourself?"
I said, "No, you sicko, I'm putting it in my living room!" - I hate Northern accents. "Youse guys?" What kind of sicko follows an 's' sound with a 'g'? It's disgusting.
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Sicko One Liners
Which sicko one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with sicko? I can suggest the ones about sick ill and sick people.
- What do call a sick anti vax's kid dancing Sicko mode
- What is a 4-letter word for a woman that ends with U-N-T Aunt ... you sicko
- What comes in hard, comes out soft, and what do you blow hard? chewing gum, you sicko...
- You automatically go Sick-o Mode after having s**... with a girl With AIDS.
Fun-Filled Sicko Jokes to Boost Your Mood
What funny jokes about sicko you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean sick baby jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make sicko pranks.
A homeless guy sees a lady about to kill herself.
He walks up to her standing on the edge of a tall bridge and says, hey I know what you're about to do, and I won't pretend to understand or stop you, but before you do, can we please have s**...? It's been a really long time.
She replies, no you sicko!
So he says it's cool. I'll just go wait at the bottom.
Just went to the store and bought a pack of energy saving light bulbs...
As the woman scanned them, she asked, "Will you be putting these up yourself, sir?"
"'Erm, no." I replied. "What kind of sicko do you think I am?"
A distressed but attractive woman
A distressed but attractive woman stands at the top of a cliff trying to get together the nerve to jump.
A passing hobo stops and asks "since you're about to kill yourself anyway, do you mind if we have s**... first?"
The woman replies, "Get away from me you sicko"
As the hobo turns and walks away he mutters "fine, I'll just go wait at the bottom then"
What's the difference between obsequious behaviour towards someone important in order to gain advantage and John Wayne Gacy wearing a top hat and monocle?
One is sycophancy and the other is a fancy sicko.
(As far as I'm aware this is an original joke that I created and am quite pleased with)
I'm not sure where to report this, but someone broke into my house during the lockdown and replaced all my pants, with smaller pants. Every single pair. I'm not sure what kind of sicko gets off on this...
But you need to take a good long look in the mirror, cuz you're going to get your just desserts, weight and see buddy I'm on the look out for you.
What does a sick-orange say to a ripe orange?
"I dont peel so well"
