Sickle Jokes
35 sickle jokes and hilarious sickle puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about sickle that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.
Sickling jokes are a great way to lighten up conversations about sickle cell. Discover jokes about watermelons, Yakov Smirnoff, and Chairman Mao to help you connect and understand this condition better.
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Funniest Sickle Short Jokes
Short sickle jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The sickle humour may include short sickness jokes also.
- When I cast my vote for Bernie Sanders... When I cast my vote for Bernie Sanders, do I punch the ballot with my sickle or my hammer?
- Did you hear about the communist who drank? He got hammered and was sickled over the toilet.
- What happened when Gorbachev had a hangover and became sick? He was thoroughly hammered and sickled
- A farmer received a birthday present from his wife. It was a brand new sickle. Upon receiving the gift, he quickly became exscythed.
- What's an Optimistic Vampire's Favorite Drink? B Positive!
(We were trying to think of jokes that would be on pop sickle sticks in my AP Stats class. I came up with this one. I'm not proud.) - Where did the ice sickle go after striking and killing a person? A Sickle Cell
- Michael Jackson was briefly appointed the new Grim Reaper. He was fired because all he did was sell Pop Sickles.
- Soviet Valentine's Day You are the hammer to my sickle.
- When all you have is a hammer, all your problems look like nails. When you also have a sickle, they all look like capitalism.
- What disease are black communists more susceptible to? Hammer and sickle cell anemia
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Sickle One Liners
Which sickle one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with sickle? I can suggest the ones about sick ill and sleigh.
- I don't trust people with a hammer and sickle in their bio. Big red flag.
- How does a LGBT Communist get to work? On their Bi-Sickle!
- How do you harvest crops in the winter? With an ice sickle
- What does Farmer Travis Scott do when his crops are ready? He goes Sickle Mode
- What do you call a drunk communist? Hammered and sickled.
- Who was Lenin's favorite hip-hop artist? MC Hammer & Sickle
- Carl Marx grave attacked with a hammer. Makes me sickle
- How do you cause world hunger? Well first, you need a hammer and a sickle...
- What blood disease do communists get? Hammer and sickle cell anemia.
- What do you call a communist hip-hop musician? MC Hammer and Sickle.
- What happens when a communist gets a fever? He becomes rather *sickle*y
- What do you call a frozen Communist? A hammer and pop-sickle
- What do you call a drunken Russian? Hammered and Sickled
- Travis Scott went to the Soviet Union He went sickle mode
- What was invented when the communist were defeated. The bye-sickle
Sickle Cell Jokes
Here is a list of funny sickle cell jokes and even better sickle cell puns that will make you laugh with friends.
- My Sister is REALLY into Communism She only gets Hammered by guys with Sickle-Cell
- White kids won't get this... Sickle-cell anemia
- What was the i**... communist militant group called? The sickle cell
Experience Instant Grins & Giggles with Playful Sickle Jokes
What funny jokes about sickle you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean sick people jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make sickle pranks.
I was wondering why the book about s**... I bought had positions like the "hammer and sickle" and "government mandated equality"
Then I realized I was reading the c**... Sutra.
Afraid your kid might be a c**...?
Well if he paints one of his bedroom walls red with some yellow stars or a hammer and sickle, that's a huge red flag.
Cotton the middle of life and death
A stalk of wheat goes in to have a s**...-change operation. After hours and hours in the operating room, one of the surgeons has a slip up with the sickle they are using. Nearly bleeding out, the wheat is stitched up in the nick of time.
A few weeks later, the wheat is recounting the story to its partner, who is a stalk of cotton. They tell them the operation was worth it, and they are lucky to be a sir fiber.
