Sick Cancer Jokes

5 sick cancer jokes and hilarious sick cancer puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about sick cancer that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.

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Comical & Quirky Sick Cancer Jokes for a Roaring Good Time

What is a good sick cancer joke to make people laugh? Check out this list of funny stories that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth.

I want to adopt two kids...

... with cancer, both named Jordan.
I've always wanted a sick pair of Jordans.

I can't believe people make jokes about cancer patients with no fathers

Sick b**...

A sick old man is lying on a hospital bed when his doctor walks into the room

"I have some bad news..." he began. "We've run some tests, and we think you may have both Alzheimer's *and* cancer..."
The old man looked downcast and sighed. "Well," he said, "at least I don't have Alzheimer's."

It sickens me when other men try to get sympathy s**......

So sick, in fact, I think I may have cancer.

This: sentence: is: sick:

it has :cancer.

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