Sicily Jokes
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What do you call someone who's pretending to be from Sicily?
Amoxicillin
Which part of Italy has no Jehovah's Witnesses?
Sicily. It's a really dangerous place for witnesses.
Whaddya call a man from Sicily who works at Bed, Bath, and Beyond?
An Itowelian
So, I ran into my old Geography Teacher the other day...
and he invited me to his birthday party.
"It's a Geography themed fancy dress party." he said with a grin.
"How's that going to work?" I asked.
"Well, for instance, I'm going as a large Island off the coast of Italy."
"Don't be sicily" I replied...
Sicily isn't a safe place for Jehovah's Witnesses.
I've heard that Sicilians really don't like witnesses.
My white friend told me he had Italian Ancestors..
I said, "Don't be Sicily"
I told my friend I was going to dress up as a small island off the coast of Italy for halloween
He said don't be Sicily
A man goes to the doctors and says "I feel like an island of the south coast of Italy"
The doctor replies "Don't be Sicily"
I overheard a work colleague saying they are going to a fancy dress party as a small island of the coast of Italy
I said don't be Sicily
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