Sicilian Jokes
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Comical Sicilian Jokes to Spread Joy and Laughter
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What is the difference between a English actuary and a Sicilian actuary?
An English actuary can tell you how many people are going to die next
year.
A Sicilian actuary can give you their names . . . .
The Don of the local Mafia's phone rang
It was his favorite nephew.
Uncle, the cops are closing in on me. I'm going to be arrested.
Thank you for telling me, said the Don, Be a good Sicilian don't talk until our lawyer gets there.
What if they beat me?
Don't worry, it's easy not to talk. Just sit on your hands.
Sicily isn't a safe place for Jehovah's Witnesses.
I've heard that Sicilians really don't like witnesses.
How can tell if there's an Italian at the c**...?
He brings the duck
How can you tell if there's a Sicilian at the c**...?
He bets on the duck
How can you tell if the Mafia is at the c**...?
The duck wins
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