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Siblings Jokes

75 siblings jokes and hilarious siblings puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about siblings that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.

Make your siblings day with these fun and funny jokes! From jokes about nephews to jokes about foster siblings, these jokes are sure to bring a smile to your mom's face.

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Funniest Siblings Short Jokes

Short siblings jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The siblings humour may include short mates jokes also.

  1. One day the youngest son asks his mother, "Mom, why do I look so different from all my siblings?".... The mother says "Son, from what I remember about that party, you are lucky that you don't bark".
  2. My parents just said they want another child. "I'd love a sibling!" I said.
    "That's not what we meant." they replied.
  3. I was wondering what my parents did without the internet and none of my 7 siblings could tell me
  4. If a married couple in the city get in a fight, it's called domestic violence. In the country it's called sibling rivalry.
  5. I wonder... I always wondered what my parents did to pass time before things like the internet and TVs were invented.
    I asked my 26 siblings for advice.
  6. What did our grandparents do without TV or internet? I don't know. Ask your mom and her 6 siblings.
  7. I have no idea what my parents did to have fun, back before the internet. I asked my 17 siblings and they didn't know, either.
  8. What did our parents do to kill time before the internet? I asked my 16 siblings and they didn't know either.
    Not oc but thought I'd share.
  9. My mother always said that she didn't have a favourite child.. Which is pretty rough, because I have no siblings.
  10. After my friend passed away I got his sibling a parrot to soften the blow. I also taught it to say, "Dave, it's your brother. reincarnation is real!"

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Siblings One Liners

Which siblings one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with siblings? I can suggest the ones about neighbor and subs.

  1. I can always sense when my siblings are going to have a daughter. I have telekineices.
  2. My deaf sibling asked if i wanted to hear a joke I replied sure
    They said me too
  3. I was raised as an only child. My siblings took it pretty hard.
  4. The distinction between a sibling and a half-sibling is apparent.
  5. Why doesn't anyone know about Napoleon's siblings? Because they were born apart.
  6. OnlyFans launched a new step sibling content adult website... They call it OnlyFams!
  7. How does Mario communicate with his recently deceased sibling? Luigi Board.
  8. What do you call your ancestors if they were siblings? Incestors
  9. My parents were like siblings. And according to the police that was, like, a problem.
  10. What do you call it when your female sibling goes crazy? Psycho-sis
  11. Hey girl, are you from Tennessee? Cause you look like your parents were siblings.
  12. What do you call a selfish female sibling? A narcissister
  13. What is a dog's favorite spy movie? Mission im-paw-sible
  14. Somewhere in Alabama: \*siblings fighting\*
    Brother: "OH YEAH, WELL I WANT A DIVORCE!"
  15. What does a transgender person call their sibling? little cis

Siblings Day Jokes

Here is a list of funny siblings day jokes and even better siblings day puns that will make you laugh with friends.

  • What's the difference between pushy people and Alabaman men? Pushy people are insisters.
    Alabaman men are in sisters.
    P.s. Happy National Siblings Day!
  • I wonder what my parents did to fight boredom back in the day So I decided to ask all 20 of my siblings.
  • What should siblings born in the same day sing? TWINkle TWINkle Little Star
  • What did the r**... say to his girlfriend today? Happy National Siblings Day!
  • Two guys are chatting Guy 1: Are you a v**...? I am.
    Guy 2: I was a v**... two days ago.
    Guy 1: Okay, got any siblings? I don't have any,
    Guy 2: I don't, but you will in about 9 months.
Siblings joke, Two guys are chatting

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What funny jokes about siblings you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean pairs jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make siblings pranks.

A Jew is on his deathbed.

Summoning his last strength, he says: "Is my wife Sarah here with me?" And she says "Yes, I am here." He then says :"Are my children here with me?" And they reply "Yes father, we are here with you to see you breathe your last." And he smiles and says:"Is my father and siblings here with me?" And they too tell him that they are here. So the Jew lays quietly for a while and replies "Then who is the light on for in the kitchen?"

A feminist and a linguist walk into a bar

They sit down and begin a conversation.
The linguist asks, "Do you have any siblings?"
The feminist replies, "Yes, I have a sister. I'm very close with she."
The linguist, confused, tries to correct her. "Don't you mean 'with her'?"
The feminist is outraged and screams, "Stop objectifying women!"

A married couple are having s**......

Their child walks in on them.
When the child asks what they are doing, the parents respond with "We're making you a sibling".
The child then says, "I want a dog. Do it d**...."

I'm a straight male...

But my transgender sibling introduces me to all her friends as her cister.

I'm the only one in my Mexican family that knows English...

...I always tell my siblings, "learn English so you can get a better job!" but they don't take my advice.
It's like they don't understand what I'm saying...

The eldest of three siblings comes up to his mother and asks: "Mommy, mommy, why is my name Leaf?"

"Well, honey," the mother says, "it's because when you were a little baby, a leaf landed on your head."
Satisfied, the child goes away.
Later, the middle child tugs at her mother's hand. "Mommy, mommy, why is my name Feather?"
"Well, darling," the mother says, "it's because when you were a little baby, a feather floated down and landed on your head."
The little girl smiles and goes on her way.
A few moments later the youngest child runs into the room and says: "WARGLBARGLAAHRGLB?"
The mother says: "Shut up, Refrigerator."

My grandparents, parents, and even my siblings have chronic diarrhea...

runs in the family

I never could figure out what people did for entertainment before the Internet...

None of my 17 siblings can figure it out either.

A mom is breastfeeding her baby twins.

One day, one of the twins realized that there is more milk coming from the breast where his twin sibling is feeding on. Because of extreme jealousy, he put poison on that specific breast while everyone is asleep.
The next day, the twins' uncle died.

My siblings and I were home schooled growing up.

People always ask how my girlfriend and I met. I tell them we were high school sweethearts.

There were 3 siblings...

The first kid, Rose, comes to their mom:
Mommy, why my name is Rose?
Mom: Because when you were born, a little rose landed in your forehead...
The second one, Plumy:
And why my name is Plumy, mommy?
Mom: Because when you were born a lil plume landed in your forehead...
Then comes Bricky:
AAAHHNSBALDU BRADUBLA BRUBDULO AHUE?

A man kills a deer...

A man kills a deer and brings it home for dinner but tells the wife not to tell the children what type of meat they will be eating. Later as they're enjoying their meal the father asks his children if they know what type of meat they'd been enjoying. With puzzled looks on their faces he adds, 'It's what mommy calls daddy'.
The oldest grabs the forks of his younger siblings and exclaims, 'Don't eat that, its an a**...!!'

I was wondering what my parents did in their free time when they were young

I asked my 27 siblings and they didn't know either.

One day a man goes to his wife and says "Honey, I've never said anything before, but I need to know. I've noticed that of our seven children, that Jack looks different from the others. Does Jack have a different father than his siblings?"

The wife says "Yes, I admit it, he does."
The husband says "Who is his father?"
The wife says **"You are."**

My mum has a photo of me in her wallet and not of my siblings

She said whenever she face an obstacle, she looks at my photo and her problem disappears.
I really felt touched until she said she tells her self: "what other problem can be bigger than this one?"

What do you call sibling lemon peels getting romantically involved with each other?

Inzest

My girlfriend wants to break up with me and I don't know why.

I've asked my parents, siblings, friends, wife, other family. No one can figure it out.

My mom has a picture of me in her wallet

And none of my siblings. She said that whenever she faces a problem, she looks at my picture and the problem disappears.
I felt really touched till she said that she asks herself "what other problem can be bigger than this one?"

Daily puns until I get a relationship #1

My dog recently gave birth to a litter of puppies, and one of them is always fighting his siblings. He's such a son of a b**...

My dad always said laughter was the best medicine.....

Probably why so many of my siblings died from tuberculosis.

Everyone asks me why I eat like I got out of prison. I explain them that in a family with 5 siblings it's a race to the snacks like lives depend on it.

Also I've spent 9 years in prison.

I asked my dad what his parents' generation did to cure boredom before internet and TV existed

Neither him nor his 28 siblings had an answer.

Little Johnny

An insurance officer comes to a farm and meets Little Johnny and asks,
"Hello, are your parents home by any chance?"
Little Johnny: "My parents were run over by the tractor ..."
Insurance officer: "Really? That's awful! Are your siblings at home?"
Little Johnny: "Run over by the tractor ..."
Insurance officer: "Oh my God! That's terrible! Are your grandparents or your uncles or aunts or any of your relatives at home?"
Little Johnny: "No! All of them run over by the tractor ..."
Insurance officer: "What are you doing all day then?"
Little Johnny: "Drive the tractor!"

After my best friend passed away I got his sibling a parrot to soften the blow.

Then I secretly taught it to say, "Daniel, it's your brother. Reincarnation is real!"

While waiting in line at the entrance to a museum, my 16-year old daughter ran up to my wife and me and said, Mom, Dad! We need to get a line form!

Confused, I said A line form? She said, Yes, I think you have to turn it in right over there before you can go in. She pointed to the entrance.
That's when I looked and saw the sign that said Line Forms Here .
True story. Bonus facts: She's now a brilliant NICU nurse so she redeemed herself, and her siblings never miss the chance to send pictures of Line Forms Here signs to the family chat whenever they see one.

When I was a kid we were so poor!

We were so poor that in the winter time we had to gather around our sickest sibling just to stay warm.

A little boy asked Jesus for a new bike.

He prayed every night.
On the first night, he told Jesus "If you get me a new bike, I will never scream or yell again."
On the second night, he told him "If you get me a new bike, I will be nice to my siblings forever."
On the third night, he told him "If you get me a new bike, I'll do anything you want!"
On the fourth night, the little boy was fed up with Jesus not answering his prayers.
He took a statue of Mary, wrapped it in a blanket, and stuffed it in a closet and locked it. He told Jesus, "If you ever want to see your mother again, you better get me a new bike!"

My kid asked me what was I doing in my 20's.

I told him that I used to throw his siblings on tissue papers.

What's worse than telling the person that has a crush on you that you only see them as a sibling?

If they i**...

A sad first attempt at a joke

(It's my first time posting here. Don't blame me for the terrible joke lol)
A lawyer just lost a career making/breaking case so Satan sees this as an opportunity to approach him and make him an offer.
Satan: I will make you the most successful lawyer in history. You will never lose a case again. You will be famous. You will be wealthy beyond your wildest imagination.
Lawyer: What's the catch?
Satan: I want the souls of your parents, your siblings, your spouse, your children and all your future descendants for d**... in h**... for all eternity.
Lawyer: Okay, but what's the catch?

My older sibling is annoyed that I've started pretending to be her.

She thinks I'm trying to steal her life, but I keep telling her I just identify as sis-gender.

An elementary school teacher was meeting her new class

She pointed to one student and asked "What does your father do for a living?"
The boy said "My father's a magician! He has a new act that ends with sawing people in half."
"That's wonderful!" said the teacher. "And do you have any siblings?"
"Yes," said the boy- "I have a half brother and a half sister."

Siblings joke, My mother always said that she didn't have a favourite child..

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