Sibling Jokes

Humoristic puns and funny pick up lines

My parents just said they want another child.

"I'd love a sibling!" I said.

"That's not what we meant." they replied.

If a married couple in the city get in a fight, it's called domestic violence.

In the country it's called sibling rivalry.

My parents just said they wanted another child.

"I'll love a sibling" I insisted.
"That's not what we meant" they added

After my friend passed away I got his sibling a parrot to soften the blow.

I also taught it to say, "Dave, it's your brother. Reincarnation is real!"

The distinction between a sibling and a half-sibling

is apparent.

A married couple are having sex...

Their child walks in on them.
When the child asks what they are doing, the parents respond with "We're making you a sibling".
The child then says, "I want a dog. Do it doggy style."

A mom is breastfeeding her baby twins.

One day, one of the twins realized that there is more milk coming from the breast where his twin sibling is feeding on. Because of extreme jealousy, he put poison on that specific breast while everyone is asleep.

The next day, the twins' uncle died.

My siblings and I were home schooled growing up.

People always ask how my girlfriend and I met. I tell them we were high school sweethearts.

There were 3 siblings...

The first kid, Rose, comes to their mom:

Mommy, why my name is Rose?

Mom: Because when you were born, a little rose landed in your forehead...

The second one, Plumy:

And why my name is Plumy, mommy?

Mom: Because when you were born a lil plume landed in your forehead...

Then comes Bricky:

AAAHHNSBALDU BRADUBLA BRUBDULO AHUE?

What's the name of E. coli bacteria's sibling?

Bro coli

My sibling became severely depressed when he found out he was adopted

I can't relate.

What do two sibling bakers create at night?

In-bread.

What does a transgender person call their sibling?

little cis

I'm a straight male...

But my transgender sibling introduces me to all her friends as her cister.

What do you call arguing with a step sibling?

Adoptive Reasoning

Siblings

(noun) : people you either plan to murder or plan a murder with. There's no middle ground.

What do you call a pair of ex-army sibling beggars?

Brothers in alms.

Two siblings, a boy and a girl opens their Christmas presents

The boy received a football hat while the girl received a wonderful gold necklace.

The next year, the boy received a puzzle and the girl received an new wardrobe full of clothes.

And the next year again, the boy finds out he got a cheap chinese phone while his sister received an iPhone X.

So this year, after the opening, the girl says: "Haha! mom and dad loves me more!"

The boy replies: "Haha! I don't have a tumor"

I could tell I had an older sibling, even before I was born.

There was graffiti in the womb.

What did the camel say to his sibling when they met for drinks?

Oasis.

Brother-in-arms

What did the russian soldier say when he held his newborn sibling in his hands for the first time?

"You're my brother in arms!"

What do you call a police officer that deals in sibling rape

An Incestigator

What did the bacterium do when its sibling stepped on its toe?

"My toe sis!"

I saw your father!

He dropped by to give me a sibling so I won't be lonely when he leaves too

What would it be called if the Umbrella Academy had another sibling, and then triplets, but one of them was taller than the other 2?

2 number 9's and a number 9 large.

What did the ghost mother say to her ghost son?

Don't spook until you are spooken to.

Yep, 5yr old sibling dropped this on me as I was cooking...

Have a bad only child? Apple unveils terrifying robot sibling...

iSis.

My 4 siblings and I all have a rare condition which causes us to lack lower legs.

The science community calls it A Ten Shin Deficit

What is the best way to be nice to your sibling?

Plug in their controller.

What are the funniest sibling jokes of all time?

Did you ever wanted to stand out with a good sense of humour joking about Sibling? Well, here are the best Sibling puns to laugh out loud. Crazy and funny Sibling pick up lines to share with friends.

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