Siamese Twins Jokes
36 siamese twins jokes and hilarious siamese twins puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about siamese twins that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.
Funniest Siamese Twins Short Jokes
Short siamese twins jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The siamese twins humour may include short twins jokes also.
- Why can't siamese twins be trusted to render fair judgments? Because they're always partial.
I'm so sorry. - My Siamese twin recently passed away But it's alright, it was about time to cut him out of my life anyway
- Me and my brother have quite the connection together We're siamese twins
Note: I am actually not a siamese twin - What did the Siamese twins from Iowa tell their date? It's February 1st. You going to caucas or not?
- My girlfriend said I was too attached to her... So I agreed to take off the Siamese twin costume.
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Siamese Twins One Liners
Which siamese twins one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with siamese twins? I can suggest the ones about conjoined twins and twins identical.
- Why did the Siamese twins move to England? So the other one could drive!
- Saw my Long Lost Siamese Twin Today It was good to reconnect.
- My wife just caught me in bed with her sister It's a risk you take with Siamese twins.
- what did one Siamese twin say to the other? I feel really attached to you.
- Saw a siamese twins today.. Totally can't tell them apart
- The Bearded Lady just rear-ended some Siamese Twins. It was a freak accident.
- I broke up with the siamese twins I was dating They were two-timing on me
- A police officer's Siamese twin brother was a criminal... He was con fused.
- How do you call a 100 m race between siamese twins? Head to head race
- Breaking News: Siamese twins sign for Man United.
- Why did the Siamese twins move to Eastern Ukraine? They wanted to separate.
- Whats the best thing about being a siamese twin? Someone to kiss while you're w**...
- To my long lost ex Siamese twin, thank you for your sorry letter... I'll get back to you.
Amusing Siamese Twins Jokes to Make You Laugh with Friends
What funny jokes about siamese twins you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean pair twins jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make siamese twins pranks.
Two conjoined twins walks into a pub
The bartender is amazed: "You're not from around here"
The siamese on the left side:"No, we're french, every summer, we come to the UK, rent a car and start a road trip"
"So, you really seem to like the country?"
"Not that much, but once a year, my brother can drive".
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I got arrested last night for m**......
I can't remember too much, I was out drinking till late. Once I left the pub I saw two young men fighting. It took some effort but I successfully managed to separate them.
The judge says they were Siamese twins conjoined at the head.
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I've no idea why I'm a v**....
But I'm guessing it's because my Siamese twin is really ugly.
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What's grosser than g**...?
Two Siamese twins connected at the tongue.
What's even grosser than that?
When one of them throws up.
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A man meets two women at a bar, who happen to be siamese twins.
A man meets two women at a bar, who happen to be siamese twins. Their names are Suzie and Cheryl. He buys them a few drinks and decides he wants to take them home. They agree. A few hours and a couple drinks later, he starts to make love to Suzie. Halfway through, he realizes that Cheryl might get bored of watching and waiting for her turn so he asks her, "Is there anything you would like to do?"
Cheryl replies with, "Is that a t**... in the corner? I've love to play that!"
The night continues with the man making love to one of the twins while her sister plays the t**... right next to them.
A few weeks later, the siamese twins are walking down the street of the man's apartment. As they walk toward the apartment building, Suzie asks if they should go say hello.
"I don't know Suz, do you think he'll remember us?"