Siamese Jokes

Funniest Siamese Short Jokes

Short siamese jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The siamese humour may include short siamese twins jokes also.

1. Why can't siamese twins be trusted to render fair judgments? Because they're always partial.
   I'm so sorry.
2. My Siamese twin recently passed away But it's alright, it was about time to cut him out of my life anyway
3. Me and my brother have quite the connection together We're siamese twins
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   Note: I am actually not a siamese twin
4. There was a pair of Siamese triplets, but they wanted to be a pair. So they cut out the middle man.
5. What did the Siamese twins from Iowa tell their date? It's February 1st. You going to caucas or not?
6. My girlfriend said I was too attached to her... So I agreed to take off the Siamese twin costume.
7. I had set with Siamese triplets the other day Honestly once you've done one you've done them all

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Siamese One Liners

Which siamese one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with siamese? I can suggest the ones about saucer and kitten.

1. Why did the Siamese twins move to England? So the other one could drive!
2. What do you call a Siamese spy? A double agent.
3. Saw my Long Lost Siamese Twin Today It was good to reconnect.
4. My wife just caught me in bed with her sister It's a risk you take with Siamese twins.
5. what did one Siamese twin say to the other? I feel really attached to you.
6. Saw a siamese twins today.. Totally can't tell them apart
7. The Bearded Lady just rear-ended some Siamese Twins. It was a freak accident.
8. I broke up with the siamese twins I was dating They were two-timing on me
9. A police officer's Siamese twin brother was a criminal... He was con fused.
10. How do you call a 100 m race between siamese twins? Head to head race
11. Breaking News: Siamese twins sign for Man United.
12. Why did the Siamese twins move to Eastern Ukraine? They wanted to separate.
13. What happens when you put two and two together? A Siamese o**....
14. Whats the best thing about being a siamese twin? Someone to kiss while you're w**...
15. To my long lost ex Siamese twin, thank you for your sorry letter... I'll get back to you.

Charming Humor Siamese Jokes with Loads of Fun

What funny jokes about siamese you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean feline jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make siamese pranks.