Siam Jokes
14 siam jokes and hilarious siam puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about siam that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.
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Funniest Siam Short Jokes
Short siam jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The siam humour may include short mathematics jokes also.
- I asked a Southeast-Asian-looking elderly gentleman if he was from Thailand. He said, "Yeah, Siam."
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Siam One Liners
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- My friend asked me if I was going to Asia... I told him, "Yeah, Siam."
- My fried asked me if I was dating a conjoined twin "Yeah Siam"
Silly & Ridiculous Siam Jokes to Spread Joy & Laughter
What funny jokes about siam you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make siam pranks.
Why did the Siamese twins move to England?
So the other one could drive!
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Siamese Cat
My girlfriend wanted me to buy her a Siamese cat.
My mate told me that they are really expensive, so I've bought 2 normal cats and glued their heads together.
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My Siamese girlfriend has just dumped me...
She caught me b**... her sister behind her back.
Why can't siamese twins be trusted to render fair judgments?
Because they're always partial.
I'm so sorry.
My Siamese twin recently passed away
But it's alright, it was about time to cut him out of my life anyway
what did one Siamese twin say to the other?
I feel really attached to you.
Saw a siamese twins today..
Totally can't tell them apart
What did the Siamese twins from Iowa tell their date?
It's February 1st. You going to caucas or not?
Why did the Siamese twins move to Eastern Ukraine?
They wanted to separate.