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14 siam jokes and hilarious siam puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about siam that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.

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Funniest Siam Short Jokes

Short siam jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The siam humour may include short mathematics jokes also.

  1. I asked a Southeast-Asian-looking elderly gentleman if he was from Thailand. He said, "Yeah, Siam."

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Siam One Liners

Which siam one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with siam? I can suggest the ones about and .

  1. My friend asked me if I was going to Asia... I told him, "Yeah, Siam."
  2. My fried asked me if I was dating a conjoined twin "Yeah Siam"

Siam joke, My fried asked me if I was dating a conjoined twin

Silly & Ridiculous Siam Jokes to Spread Joy & Laughter

What funny jokes about siam you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make siam pranks.

Why did the Siamese twins move to England?

So the other one could drive!

Why did the Siamese twins move to England?

So the other one could learn to drive.
Courtesy of the movie "Man on the Moon".

Why did the siamese twins go to London?

So that the other one can drive as well.

Why did the Siamese twins go to England?

The other one wanted to drive.

Siamese Cat

My girlfriend wanted me to buy her a Siamese cat.
My mate told me that they are really expensive, so I've bought 2 normal cats and glued their heads together.

Why did the Siamese twins go to London?

So the other one could drive.

My Siamese girlfriend has just dumped me...

She caught me b**... her sister behind her back.

Why can't siamese twins be trusted to render fair judgments?

Because they're always partial.
I'm so sorry.

My Siamese twin recently passed away

But it's alright, it was about time to cut him out of my life anyway

what did one Siamese twin say to the other?

I feel really attached to you.