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Popular Shy Short Jokes

Short shy jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The shy humour may include short lonely jokes also.

  1. What do you call a clever, socially awkward, bisexual hippie with fancy neckwear who streams Star-Trek? A shy, wry, bi guy in a fly tie and tie dye watching sci-fi on wifi.
    Credits: my bud
  2. 8 years ago I worked up the courage to ask the shy, beautiful girl who sat next to me in history class to be my girlfriend. Today, I asked her to be my wife. She said no both times.
  3. When I'm feeling shy, I like to think about my pet rock... It always inspires me to be a little boulder.
  4. When I joined the Botswana Men's Choir, at first I was shy around everyone But then we all just clicked.
  5. I'm writing a book about my time growing up as a shy young boy with irritable bowel syndrome... ... i've decided to call it 'Diarrhoea Of A Wimpy Kid'
  6. I was going out with a girl, and she told me I was shy and moving too slow. I said... "Meet me by the rock pile tonight. I'll be a little bolder."
  7. Years ago I made friends with an egg yolk that was extremely shy. But over time I helped it come out of it's shell.
  8. I went on a date with a small carp once. Bit of a tease, kept acting shy. She was a little koi.
  9. I met a girl yesterday... She was a dwarf and she was just shy of waist high. I was nuts over her.
  10. The Welsh are a very shy people They're really quite sheepish...

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Shy One Liners

Which shy one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with shy? I can suggest the ones about afraid and morbidly.

  1. What did the shy pebble want to be? A little boulder
  2. What does the shy little pebble wish for? To be a little Bolder.
  3. What did the shy pebble wish for? Only that he could be a little boulder!
  4. Some people say that elves are very shy But I think hobbits can be Shire
  5. When I met the Rock, he seemed quite shy. I expected him to be a little bolder.
  6. How do you pump up a room full of shy introverts? "LETS GET READY TO MUMBLE!!!"
  7. What do you call a network of shy people? A nervous system.
  8. I know someone who's an introvert and he ALMOST broke a world record. He was just shy.
  9. Why are librarians so shy? Their occupation makes them very shelf conscious.
  10. What do you call a shy fish? Koi.
  11. Why was the cheesemaker so shy? He was not Gouda conversation
  12. What was the shy rock's wish? To be a little boulder!
  13. How did the shy child turn to stone? By becoming a little bolder.
  14. How did the stegasaurus know the pterodactyl had a shy bladder? The "p" was silent!
  15. What do you call an introverted French bodybuilder? Shy Le Buff
    I'll show myself out.

Shy People Jokes

Here is a list of funny shy people jokes and even better shy people puns that will make you laugh with friends.

  • Why is climate change good for shy people at parties? It's a good ice breaker
  • People often say I'm introverted and shy. They never seem to say that when I draw Guessing it's probably the barrel they're suddenly looking into.
  • Why am i tired? Because i really am plz send help to shy person who just went to cafe regretting because I don't want to meet people k bye
  • Two shy people walk into a bar... ...the end.
  • Q: What's a shy and retiring accountant?
    A: An accountant who is half a million shy and that's why he's retiring.
  • Why do people who like b**... shy away from anonymous one-night stands? There's no strings attached.

Make fun with this list of one liners, jokes and riddles. Each joke is crafted with thought and creativity, delivering punchlines that are unexpected and witty. The humor about shy can easily lighten the mood and bring smiles to people's faces. This compilation of shy puns is not just entertaining but also a testament to the art of joke-telling. The jokes in this list are designed to display different humor styles, ensuring that every reader at any age finds something entertaining. Constantly updated, they offer a source of fun that ensures one is always smiling !

Hilarious Shy Jokes that Bring Laughter with Friends

What funny jokes about shy you can tell and make people laugh? One example I can give are clean awkward jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help make shy prank.

A woman who lived next door to a preacher was puzzled by his personality change.At home he was shy, quiet and retiring, but in the church he was a real fire orator, rousing the masses in the name of God. It was as if he were two different people.

One day she asked him about the dramatic transformation that came over him when he preached.
Ah, he said, That's my altar ego.

A shy cowboy goes into a bar

*this is an old one but I'll give it a try*
...so he sees a nice looking c**... sitting on a bar stool. He doesn't know how to approach her so he just takes a seat somewhere else. After a while he gets an idea. He gets up, pulls out his gun, and shoots and kills everyone in the room, but her. He goes to her and says: "Now what is a nice-looking lady like yourself doing here all alone?"

A Frenchman sees a poster in front of a bakery: Croissant €1. h**... €5

He enters the shop and sees a gorgeous young lady behind the counter. He then asks:
"Mademoiselle, are you the one that delivers the h**...?"
Very shy, the girl looks down, blushes and replies with a giggle:
"O-Oui monsieur, I am the one that gives the h**...".
The Frenchman immediately puts €5 on the counter and says:
"In this case wash your hands well, because I want 5 croissants"

Too Shy!!!

During her annual checkup, the well-constructed miss was asked to disrobe and climb onto the examining table.
"Doctor," she replied shyly, "I just can't undress in front of you."
"All right," said the physician, "I'll flick off the lights. You undress and tell me when you're through."
In a few moments, her voice rang out in the darkness: "Doctor, I've undressed. What shall I do with my clothes?"
"Put them on the chair, on top of mine.

What do you call a clever, socially awkward, bi s**... Hippie with fancy neckwear who streams Star-Trek?

A shy, wry, bi guy in a fly tie watching sci-fi on wifi.

Fat chick

I was ice-skating today, just minding my own business, when I noticed a rather plump woman, who kept giving me the eye.
Eventually, she came over to me.
"Hi there. I'm a bit shy and I'm not very good at breaking the ice!" she laughed.
"Have you tried jumping?" I asked.

A shy horse wants to go to the bar and have a drink.

But he does not want to be seen in public. So he puts on a a donkey mask. Wearing the donkey mask, the horse walks into the bar.
The Chinese bartender says, "Hey, why the wrong face?"

A young Chinese couple got married.

In the hotel room that evening, the bride blushed demurely: "I am very shy. Please, husband, tell me what to do."
The husband, a gentle and thoughtful young man said: "Why don't you tell me what you might like to do?"
The blushing bride hesitated before replying: "Well ... husband, uhmm ... I would like to try a ... try a 69!"
The husband was perplexed! "But, wife! It is our first night together, and you want fried rice, beef and black bean sauce?"

Sh***y Joke I came up with when I was little

A man was talking to his pet ox. He asked the ox Hey ox, what's your favorite number? The ox replied, I don't know. I guess I'll go with 1. The man thought for a second then exclaimed, But Ox, why not number 2? The ox replied, Constipation .

I just got back from a shift at Tesco's..

And while I was working a nice old lady came to my til. I scanned through all her items and it came to £56.83, but after counting up all her change she had just shy of £40.
So I offered to help her, to which she refused but I eagerly insisted. I thought this is probably someone's Nan, and I'd like to think someone would help my Nan in the same situation.
So after no time at all, we had all her shopping back on the shelves!

A man with three t**... went to the hospital...

He was too shy to speak up, so the doctor suggested: Try using indirect words .
Finally encouraged, the man revealed: Your b**... and mine, put together will make five .
The doctor gasped and exclaimed: What? You have FOUR b**...?!

Did you hear about the shy m**... turtle?

he really came out of his shell

What's similar about a shy j**... and a bagpipe

They only make noise once they've been blown up.

Why was the computer shy?

Because it had hardware and software but no underware.

The one who invented clothing

.....is also the first to feel shy

Why are penguins so shy?

They always get cold feet.

Did you hear about the overweight introvert who thought he had won the hot dog eating contest?

Turns out he was just a bit shy.

[nsfw] Dad to his shy son -"Do you know what your brother said after he lost his virginity?"

Dad to his shy son -"Do you know what your brother said after he lost his virginity?"
Son- Oh dad ,please dont.
Dad- Exactly.

He: Go on. Don't be shy. Ask me out.

She: Okay.Go out.

Sinatra is diagnosed with schizophrenia...

He goes to see a psychologist and starts talking about his split personalities.
One is the charismatic singer who can perform and woo crowds with his talent and charm.
The other is Steve, who is reserved and shy and can't even speak in front of a more than a few people.
He starts off talking, timid and soft spoken.
The psychologist stops him and says Listen, first I'm gonna need you to be Frank with me

What do you call shy bladder incidents?

Frozen pees

Did you here the one about the shy corn kernel that went to the party.

They say he really popped when he came out of his shell.

Do shy prostitutes get tips?

Yes, but just the tip and they just lick the sides a little bit.

What do you call a shy, soft-spoken hipster?

mumblr

Waking the Dead

One letter shy of being the most controversial show on tv

Where do shy fish hang out?

In the awkwarium!

There was this cute Muslim girl at the gym today.

Kind of shy, but her body was the bomb.

First conversation after marriage

Girl: All shy...
Guy: Ok, relax! You can f**....

I once had a shy parasite attached to me that would occasionally cause me to spasm.

It was a nervous tic.

Why was the tree shy?

It couldn't branch out

What's the most embarrassing level on Mario Kart?

Shy Guy Falls

Why do hard cheeses tend to shy away from political discussion?

They prefer to remain biparmesan

What do you call an artificial intelligence that's shy?

Self-conscious.

I met a shy attractive goldfish

She was pretty coy

Short and cute giggles.

What did the shy little pebble wish for?
That she was a little boulder!

I had a girl come over last night

She was a shy little thing and offered her honor to me. Being a gentleman, I honored her offer.
And all night, it was honor and offer, honor and offer.

What do you call a shy Hispanic man at a cowboy themed party?

A Mexican stand off.

What do you call a group of shy friends going on a road trip?

An Introverted Extroversion Excursion

I once fancied this really shy prisoner.

After a while he really came out of his cell.

What do you call a 7' tall, shy, mentally challenged highschooler who befriends the coach and becomes a successful point guard?

Radio Shaq

Ancient Chinese Proverb

Once bitten, twice shy.
Once dragged off, one runs back.

What's the difference between a Hot Wheels car and a shy sailor?

One is a toy car, the other is a coy tar.

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