Shyamalan Jokes

28 shyamalan jokes and hilarious shyamalan puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about shyamalan that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.

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Funniest Shyamalan Short Jokes

Short shyamalan jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The shyamalan humour may include short remake jokes also.

  1. My life is like going to see a M. Night Shyamalan film....bizarre characters, lots of plot twists and I want my money back.
  2. How many movie directors does it take to screw in a lightbulb? It doesn't matter, but the last one has to be M. Night Shyamalan, to give it a twist at the end.
  3. Why is a pig M. Night Shyamalan's favorite animal? Cause it has a little twist at the end.
  4. I wanted to tell you which M. Night Shyamalan movie is my favourite, But it's not happening.
  5. The lead actress for Avatar Korra is going to be so hard for M. Knight Shyamalan to cast Gotcha :)
  6. After watching all of M. Night Shyamalan's movies I realized the biggest twist... ...his career has been dead the whole time.
  7. What does M.Night Shyamalan always order when he goes out for ice cream? A large twist cone.
  8. Why did M. Night Shyamalan get sent to Guantanamo Bay? Because he's a Middle Eastern guy who has made a lot of bombs.
  9. I had a dream last night that felt like it was directed by M Night Shyamalan. He kept telling me to stand places and shouting cut.
  10. Did you hear that M. Night Shyamalan is making a new movie about a ninja with a n**... f**...? You'll never see the twist coming

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Shyamalan One Liners

Which shyamalan one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with shyamalan? I can suggest the ones about film and twist.

  1. What is M. Night Shyamalan's favorite pastry? A cinema-n twist.
  2. My favorite mixed drink is the M. Night Shyamalan. It's nothing with a twist.
  3. What is M. Night Shyamalan's favourite dance? The samba
    Bet you thought it was the twist
  4. M Night Shyamalan directs The Matrix: There is a spoon.
  5. Why does M. Night Shyamalan love raising pigs? They all have twist endings.
  6. Why does M. Night Shyamalan like pigs? Because they have twists in their tails.
  7. What's M. Night Shyamalan's favorite donut? The cinnamon twist.
  8. I saw M. Night Shyamalan at a dancing competition today. What a twist.
  9. How do plants communicate in an M. Night Shyamalan movie? Signs language
  10. What does the "M." in M. Night Shyamalan stand for? Thomas.
  11. *Tips fedora at Shyamalan* M'Night
  12. What would be the name of a gangster who makes terrible movies? Suge Knight Shyamalan.
  13. How many Shyamalans does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Just one. "What a twist!"
  14. What's M. Night Shyamalan's favorite flavor of ice cream? Twist
  15. M Night Shyamalan made a movie about n**... It has a huge twist.

Shyamalan joke, M Night Shyamalan made a movie about n**...

Hilarious Shyamalan Jokes that Bring Laughter with Friends

What funny jokes about shyamalan you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean roles jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make shyamalan pranks.

In 15 days, a man with questionable hair and direction will be watched by millions as he takes control of a terrfied group of people who don't know how much they can trust him.

But enough about M. Night Shyamalan's new movie Split.

Shyamalan joke, Why does M. Night Shyamalan love raising pigs?