Shutup Jokes
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Comedy Shutup Jokes to Make Your Friends Giggle
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I hate it when people talk and eat loud in the cinema.
Like shutup, I'm trying to film a movie here!
"Daddy, why is my name Rose?"
One day, a child came up to her father and said, "Daddy, why is my name Rose?"
He replied, "Well, when you were born, a rose fell on your head."
Later on, her younger sister came up to their father and asked, "Daddy, why was I named Lily?"
He replied, "Well, when you were born, a lily fell on your head."
Later, their brother came up to their father and said, "Ghigdsgjjo Hitsggdjkl."
He replied, "Shutup, Brick!"
There's a man with three daughters
There's a man with three daughters.
The first daughter comes up and says "Daddy why'd you name me Daisy" the dad says" 'cause when you were born a daisy fell on your head."
The second daughter comes up and says "Daddy why'd you name me Rose" the dad says "'cause when you were born a rose fell on your head."
The third daughter comes up and says "kjaglifvgjlfj" the dad says "SHUTUP CINDERBLOCK"
*Edit 1: removed hair color
There are three brothers. One is named Shut-up, the next is named c**..., and the last is named Manners
Shut-up was driving home when he was pulled over by a cop for speeding. The officer asks for his name and he says "Shut-up."
The officer gets mad and said "Sir I need your name!"
"Shut-up."
Officer "That is very rude! Tell me your name right now!"
"I said Shut-up!"
Officer "That's it, I've had enough with you! Where are your manners!?"
"At the gas station picking up c**...!"
Captain: "Can you knot?"
Crew: "I can not."
Captain: "Wait, you can or you can't knot?"
Crew: "I can not knot."
Captain: "Not knot?"
Crew: "Not this rope i can not"
Captain: "Shutup"
Crew: "Can you not?"
Captain: "I can knot"
Crew: "I meant tell me too shutup"
Children: You spend the first 2 years of their life teaching them to walk and talk.
Then you spend the next 16 years telling them to sit down and shut-up
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