Shuttle Jokes

23 shuttle jokes and hilarious shuttle puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about shuttle that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.

Are you looking for a way to break the ice? Check out some of these lighthearted shuttle jokes that are sure to put a smile on your face! From the Challenger to the Space Shuttle, you won't be able to help but chuckle at these jokes about this iconic spacecraft and its mission.

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Funniest Shuttle Short Jokes

Short shuttle jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The shuttle humour may include short bus ride jokes also.

  1. Captan Kirk & Today's Shuttle Launch If William Shatner really wanted to go where no man had gone before , He should have just used the associates bathroom At the Amazon distribution center.
  2. Astronauts preparing for STS-134 lobbied NASA to include fresh apples on board the final flight of the shuttle, but were ultimately unsuccessful. Needless to say, it was a fruitless Endeavour
  3. Why does NASA send their workers Sprite? Because since the Shuttle stopped flying, they can't send 7 Up any more.
  4. A really twisted joke What do ted bundy and the Space Shuttle Colombia have in common?
    They both left bodies in four states.
  5. Why didn't Johnson Space Center in Houston get one of the retired Space Shuttle orbiters? Because Texas already got Columbia.
  6. What do you call a German biplane used to shuttle people to a specialty footrace Mudder Fokker
  7. NASA Space shuttles Columbia, Discovery, Atlantis, Enterprise, and Endeavor all flew successfully. So why did Challenger fail? Because you experience 0 G's in space.
  8. Did you hear about the space shuttle astronaut with two blue eyes? One blew this way, the other that way.
  9. 30 seconds left on the microwave. Women: set table, pour drinks, tweet, talk on the phone. Men: do the space shuttle countdown.
  10. The crew on the Challenger must have had great hair prior to the shuttle failure. They found their Head and Shoulders on the shore.

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Shuttle One Liners

Which shuttle one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with shuttle? I can suggest the ones about ferry and taxi.

  1. If Canada launched a space shuttle, what would it be called? Apollo G
  2. Nasa techs put some humorous messages on the Space Shuttle Transporter attach points
  3. NASA's latest shuttle failed to lift off... They had projectile dysfunction.
  4. A Russian, an American and a Canadian blast off in a space shuttle…
  5. What's white and stings when it lands in your eye? A space shuttle
  6. I'm going as the Challenger space shuttle for Halloween. Lots of parts to this costume.
  7. How is a NASA Shuttle similar to s**... with Your Mother? ... They both burn on re-entry.

Challenger Shuttle Jokes

Here is a list of funny challenger shuttle jokes and even better challenger shuttle puns that will make you laugh with friends.

  • What do you call the people who were onboard the "Challenger" space shuttle? Unfortu-nauts.

Space Shuttle Jokes

Here is a list of funny space shuttle jokes and even better space shuttle puns that will make you laugh with friends.

  • Two space shuttle crews watched Felix Baumgartner and thought: "WE COULD HAVE HAD PARACHUTES?"
Shuttle joke, Two space shuttle crews watched Felix Baumgartner

Cheeky Shuttle Jokes to Experience Good Cheer & Frivolity

What funny jokes about shuttle you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean bus pass jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make shuttle pranks.

NASA decides to send up an all-female crew for their next shuttle mission...

"Houston, we have a problem."
"What's the problem?"
"Nothing. Nevermind."
"Repeat, what is the nature of the problem?"
"It's fine, whatever."

A shuttlecock walks up to the bar during a break at the wimbledon final...

Bartender says "I'm sorry, we don't serve your kind here."

I shared a shuttle ride today with a linguist heading to Turkey to study Tuva t**... singers. (No joke!) I was reminded of this joke: Two linguists were walking down the street. Which one was the expert in contextually-indicated deixis and anaphoric reference resolution strategies?

The other one.

Shuttle joke, I'm going as the Challenger space shuttle for Halloween.