Shuriken Jokes

38 shuriken jokes and hilarious shuriken puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about shuriken that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.

Funniest Shuriken Short Jokes

Short shuriken jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The shuriken humour may include short constellation jokes also.

  1. I met a ninja and asked if he could throw those pointy stars that ninjas have. He said, "shuriken."
  2. Ninja Joke Can a viking throw an axe?
    Sure he can.
    Can a cowboy throw a lasso?
    Sure he can.
    Can a ninja throw a spinning blade?
  3. Me to a ninja: Hey, can you show me how you precisely cut off tree branches with those throwing stars? Shuriken.
    (Came up with this ex nihilo, please like)
  4. Two ninjas are training in a field. One ninja says "I'll bet you can't hit that that target with your throwing star."
    The other ninja says "Shur-I-ken."
  5. What did the throwing star say when I asked her if she could hit her target? Of course, I'm shuriken.
  6. An Interview with a Master Ninja When questioned on whether he thought his pupil could win his upcoming training match the Sensei had this to say:
  7. The ninja master asked a student if they thought they could handle the next challenge. The disciple answered, shuriken!
  8. When I tell people I'm a ninja, they always ask if I can throw a star. And I always tell them Shuriken
  9. Two ninjas were having an argument Two ninjas were arguing over which one was the better ninja.
    The first says, "Man, you can't even throw a ninja star."
    The second ninja says, "Shuriken."
  10. There is a man with a friend who is a ninja.... The man asks, "Ninja, can you help me out with this lightbulb?"
    The ninja replies "Shur-i-ken!"

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Shuriken One Liners

Which shuriken one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with shuriken? I can suggest the ones about sword and canon.

  1. Can you kill someone with a throwing star? Shuriken.
  2. "Hey, can you help me sharpen these throwing stars?" "Shuriken"
  3. Can a ninja throw a star? Shuriken
  4. What did the ninja say when asked if he can kill a man with ninja stars? Shuriken
  5. Can a ninja throw projectile weapons? Shuriken!
  6. What do you call a shuriken that never hits the right target? An unsure-iken
  7. Can a ninja bring a ninja star into the airport? Shuriken.
  8. Can a ninja kill someone from a distance? Shuriken!
  9. Can a ninja really wield a star? Shuriken
  10. Can a ninja throw any pointy object with lethal accuracy ? Shuriken
  11. What did the ninja say when he was asked if he could do something? "Shuriken."
  12. What does a ninja say when someone asks if he can use throwing stars? Shuriken
  13. Can a ninja scale a wall in a single leap? Shuriken.
  14. Can a ninja kill you with a hidden bladed circle of metal? Shuriken
  15. Why was the ninja fired from his job? He was shuriken his duties.

Shuriken joke, Why was the ninja fired from his job?

Fun-Filled Shuriken Jokes to Make You and Your Friends Chuckle & Giggle

What funny jokes about shuriken you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean stars jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make shuriken pranks.

Best short jokes?

I need a joke for a meeting we have tomorrow at work but I cant remember any good ones after following this tradition weekly for the last few months.
It must be short with just an opening line and a punchline like this:
**Can a ninja throw a star?**
The punchline doesnt have to be one word of course, but it cant be a long joke.
Can anybody remember any good ones?

Shuriken joke, Can a ninja scale a wall in a single leap?