The Best 11 Shuffle Jokes

Following is our collection of funny Shuffle jokes. There are some shuffle amphibians jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.

Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these shuffle carolina puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Top 10 Funniest Shuffle Jokes and Puns

iPod Shuffle

Today, I was playing my iPod on shuffle. The song, "This is Not the End" by The Bravery came on. The next song was "This is the End" by She Wants Revenge. It was followed by "The End." by My Chemical Romance. As soon as the songs finished, the battery promptly died. I think my iPod left a suicide note.

How do you annoy a Pink Floyd fan?

Play their music on shuffle

So I was at the club

They played crank that, and I did the Superman.

They played the Cupid shuffle, so I did the Cupid shuffle.

They played Come on Eileen, and I got kicked out of the club.

Shuffle joke, So I was at the club

Our computers went down at work today, so we had to do everything manually.

It took me twenty minutes to shuffle the cards for Solitaire.

My wife wants to have the baby listen to classical music while in the womb.

Would an ipod nano or shuffle be easier to get up there?


I bought a deck of glass playing cards...

It's pretty easy to shuffle but the deck cuts you.

Have you heard of the new hit dance called the corona Shuffle?

All the kids say it sick.

Shuffle joke, Have you heard of the new hit dance called the corona Shuffle?

Have you heard of the Arkansas shuffle?

That's where you have to sneak out of your sisters bed in the middle of the night and crawl back into mom's bed before she knows you where gone.

I tried to shuffle a pile of Ibuprofen

I guess drug dealing just isn't for me.

Some say the five knuckle shuffle isn't a finishing move

My girlfriend is not one of them.

What's the best way to stop an Indian "arranged marriage"

Shuffle the photos around

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Just think that there are jokes based on truth that can bring down governments, or jokes which make girl laugh. Many of the shuffle drawn jokes and puns are jokes supposed to be funny, but some can be offensive. When jokes go too far, are mean or racist, we try to silence them and it will be great if you give us feedback every time when a joke become bullying and inappropriate.

We suggest to use only working shuffle tournaments piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Some of the dirty witze and dark jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. Try to remember funny jokes you've never heard to tell your friends and will make you laugh.

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