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40 shucks jokes and hilarious shucks puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about shucks that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.

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Funniest Shucks Short Jokes

Short shucks jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The shucks humour may include short shrugged jokes also.

  1. Roses are red... Violets are blue...
    WOLOLOLOLOOO!!!!
    Ah shucks now the roses are blue too!
  2. What's the difference between an epileptic corn husker and a nymphomaniac with diarrhea? One shucks between fits
  3. What's the difference between an epileptic corn farmer and a pornstar with a bout of diarrhea? One shucks between fits.
  4. Restaurant owner warns his employee: "one must open oysters carefully"... The employee answers: "no shucking fit!"
  5. Just got hired on at a high end restaurant, my main job so far has been oyster preparation And I've gotta say, it really shucks
  6. All puppies shucking corn..... Are a litlle Husky... It's a gosh darn corn joke. I am a God!
  7. Netflix should make a series about what Mormons say before they ring the door bell. I would binge watch the shucks out of it.
  8. What's the difference between an epileptic oyster farmer and your girlfriend? One shakes while she shucks...
  9. What does corn say when it's frustrated? Aw shucks!
    (Yes, I know this joke is very corny)
  10. TIL that oysters can act as an aphrodisiac when consumed in large quantities Now I can't stop shucking.

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Shucks One Liners

Which shucks one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with shucks? I can suggest the ones about shuts and shook.

  1. Wow, you all like my corny dad jokes? Aw, shucks.
  2. What did the disappointed oyster say? Aw shucks!
  3. What did the corn boy say when he lost his kernels? THIS SHUCKS
  4. What does corn say when it gets a compliment? Aw shucks!
  5. What did the oyster say when he got caught? Aww, shucks
  6. What did the embarrassed oyster say? Aw shucks
  7. I got a job peeling corn all day... It really shucks.
  8. How do you prepare corn like Sean Connery? Shuck it long, and shuck it hard.
  9. What did the ear of corn say when its clothes fell off? Ah, shucks!
  10. What did the corn farmer say when his crop failed? Aww shucks!
  11. What did one corn say to the other? Go shuck yourself
  12. How do mussels reproduce? They shuck eachother.
  13. What does corn say when it's frustrated? Aw shucks!
  14. I had bad oysters last night .... it shucks
  15. What do you call a promiscuous corn cob? An easy shuck.

Shucks joke, What do you call a promiscuous corn cob?

Make fun with this list of one liners, jokes and riddles. Each joke is crafted with thought and creativity, delivering punchlines that are unexpected and witty. The humor about shucks can easily lighten the mood and bring smiles to people's faces. This compilation of shucks puns is not just entertaining but also a testament to the art of joke-telling. The jokes in this list are designed to display different humor styles, ensuring that every reader at any age finds something entertaining. Constantly updated, they offer a source of fun that ensures one is always smiling !

The Funniest Shucks Jokes for a Bone-Shaking Laugh

What funny jokes about shucks you can tell and make people laugh? One example I can give are clean shrugs jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help make shucks prank.

What is the difference between an epileptic oyster-shucker & a p**... with diarrhea?

The epileptic oyster-shucker SHUCKS between FITS.

A man asks a blonde how many apples

can she eat on an empty stomach. The blonde replies "Four".
The man says, "No, you can only eat one. After that your stomach is not empty". The blonde gets excited and plans to ask the same question to her friend.
Blonde: How many apples can you eat on an empty stomach?
Friend: Five.
Blonde: Aww shucks. It would have been so much fun if you had said four.

Obama goes on vacation to South Carolina and goes for an ocean swim...

And begins to drown! A young lifeguard swims out and rescues him, pulling him back to shore.
"Thank you so much for saving me young lady. Please, tell me what I can do to repay you."
"Aw shucks, I don't need nuthin', sir, it's just ma job!" She says.
"Listen, I'm the President of the United States, I can give you anything you want!"
She thinks for a moment and says "Well, I'd mighty like a plot at the Arlington National Cemetery if ya can do that fer me."
"Why does a young woman like you want a burial plot at the cemetery?"
"Because" she said, "When my friends and family find out what I just did they'll kill me!"

What's the difference between an epileptic oyster shucker and a h**... with dysentery?

One of them shucks between fits.

What's the difference between an epileptic corn farmer and a p**... with dysentery?

The farmer shucks between fits.

What is the difference between an epileptic corn farmer and a p**... with explosive diarrhea?

One of them shucks between fits.

What's the difference between a corn husker with epilepsy and a p**... with dysentery?

What's the difference between a corn husker with epilepsy and a p**... with dysentery?
One shucks between fits.

What's the difference between an epileptic guy preparing oysters and a p**... with diarrhea?

One shucks between fits...

What's the difference between an oyster salesman with tourettes, and a p**... with diarrhea?

Well, one shucks between fits...

Tunnel love

A gawky lad from New England came to New York with his girl, and took her to nearby Playland Amusement Park. They had heard a lot about the Tunnel of Love and were especially anxious to try it out. But when they got home, the kids expressed disappointment.
Shucks, the boy said, it was dark and damp and uncomfortable. Besides, we got soaking wet.
How come? asked a friend. Did the boat leak?
The kid looked amazed. There's a boat?

Whats the difference between

An epileptic clam diver and a p**... with diarrhea?
The epileptic clam diver Shucks Between Fits

What's the difference between a corn husker with tourettes, and a p**... with diarrhea?

One shucks before he fits, and the other....

Whats the difference between an epilectic oyster shucker, and a p**... with diarrhea?

The shucker shucks between fits.

Shucks joke, What did the ear of corn say when its clothes fell off?

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