Shrub Jokes
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TIFU by hiding in poison oak
Whoops, wrong shrub
I proudly showed my son, "Check this out! Bought a new shrub trimmer today!" He shrugged and replied, "That's great, dad." I continued...
"It's cutting hedge technology!"
Two snipers are going through the desert when all of a sudden they come under fire...
"Spotter"... says the shooter, "find out where those shots are coming from!"
So the spotter takes out his scope and starts panning round... "I think I found them. There is a small shrub, covered in bacon, gammon, and pork chops"
"That's them..."says the shooter... "it's a ham-bush!"
TIFU by going into the forest and getting caught in some poison oak.
Wait, wrong shrub.
My friend Manuel mailed a bush to my brother, and my brother mailed it back to him.
So then Manuel mailed the bush to some of his other friends, but each one sent it back. When he mailed it to me, I asked him why he keeps doing that. He told me that this shrub has Manny reposts.
What do you call a politically powerful shrub in Jamaica?
A hegemon.
Reminds me of the time I was down in Mexico. I saw what I thought was a shrub covered in slices of pork...
I went for a closer look and one of the locals stopped me. "Don't go down there, Señor..." he tells me, "...Eetsa Hambush."
TIFU by accidentally trimming by neighbor's bushes.
Whoops, wrong shrub.
[WP] God tries to appear as a burning bush in front of Moses , but instead he appears in front of the illuminati to appoint one of them.
Whoops, wrong shrub
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