Shrine Jokes
3 shrine jokes and hilarious shrine puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about shrine that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.
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Amusing & Witty Shrine Jokes for Laughter-Filled Fun
What is a good shrine joke to make people laugh? Check out this list of funny stories that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth.
A young tourist was attempting to sneak a quart of tequila...
...back from Mexico when the border guard stopped him and asked what was in the bottle.
"Holy water from the shrine of the v**... Mary" replied the man.
The border guard opened the bottle, took a sip exclaimed , "This is tequila"
"My heavens!" Gasped the man. "Another miracle!"
How do you tell someone to wake up in Asia?
Rice and shrine honey!
How will you know if a shrine works?
It became a tourist destination
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