Shrek Jokes

Funniest Shrek Short Jokes

Short shrek jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The shrek humour may include short hobbit jokes also.

1. If you want to read the Gospel according to Shrek, open your Bible to Psalm– –BODY ONCE TOLD ME…
2. My friend set me up on a date. He told me she constantly make Shrek references. I was pretty sceptical but then I saw her face
3. What do Bruce Lee and the donkey from Shrek have in common? They have both entered the dragon.
4. My wife said she'd leave me if I kept quoting Shrek and I didn't believe her But then I saw her face
5. If you want to learn about the religious influence of Shrek, open your bible to Psalm body once told me...
6. I heard Shrek opened a new church so I decided to attend. First thing they told us to do was open our bibles to Psalm: body once told me.
7. When my wife threatened a divorce because of my obsession with the Shrek soundtrack, I thought she was joking. But then I saw her face
8. My kids love The Hulk so I painted myself green for my son's birthday party. Man were they excited to meet Shrek.
9. There are children being born who's parents weren't alive when Shrek was released in 2001 It's crazy how the years start coming and they simply don't stop coming
10. What do you call someone who likes both Shrek and Fiona? Bishreksual
    (Courtesy of my 13yo son)

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Shrek One Liners

Which shrek one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with shrek? I can suggest the ones about meaty and vine.

1. If Shrek had been an average movie, it would've been Mediogre
2. What do you call it when Shrek falls off a boat? Ogreboard.
3. Why did no one want to be near Shrek? He had terrible body ogre
4. Where does Shrek keep his eggs In his Ogaries
5. What does Fiona let Shrek do on Valentine's Day? Smash Mouth
6. What's the difference between Finding Nemo and Shrek? Finding Nemo is about Efficiency.
7. Why didn't Princess Fiona fall in love with Lord Farquaad? He lacks Shrek's appeal
8. I loved the first Shrek movie The second one was mediogre
9. So I Saw Shrek For The First Time Ehhh ... I though it was pretty mediogre.
10. My friend tried to make me watch shrek But I find it ogrerated
11. Shrek came out in 2001 Good for him
12. What the food critic say after eating Shrek? "He was just meaty ogre"
13. What did Shrek say when he tripped over Donkey? Sorry, didn't see you ogre there.
14. I put on Shrek and fell asleep. I woke up and it was over. I ogre slept.
15. What would you call Shrek if he was small? Shrank

Donkey Shrek Jokes

Here is a list of funny donkey shrek jokes and even better donkey shrek puns that will make you laugh with friends.

• What did Shrek say when the waiter dropped off his food at the German Restaurant? "Donkey!" (Danke)
  You gotta say it with the shrek accent to work.
• What is the ending line to my Shrek fan fiction? That'll do Donkey, that'll do.
• What is Shrek's favorite book? Don-key xote
• Gordon Ramsay and Shrek would be good friends. They both hate donkeys.
• What does a donkey say? It says "Hey Shrek, whats up?"
  (I was 9 when i made this okay)
• What does the talking donkey from Shrek have in common with a donkey that can't talk? They are both d**...

Shrek Swamp Jokes

Here is a list of funny shrek swamp jokes and even better shrek swamp puns that will make you laugh with friends.

• The news out of Washington has me feeling like Shrek. I miss the good old days when all we had was a swamp.
• Ever hear about Dutch Shrek? He doesn't care if you are in his swamp.
• I met Shrek in a swamp, it was one of the weirdest moment of my life Glad that's ogre

Cheerful Fun Shrek Jokes to Brighten Your Day with Humor and Joy

What funny jokes about shrek you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean gospel jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make shrek pranks.