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Here's a joke for English and irish
So 3 people go to the middle East, a German a English and a irish. They get captured and sent to a Prince, the Prince gives them each one wish and 20 whips to the back. The German goes first and asks for a pillow on his back, he gets the pillow and the whips but it doesn't work. Next is the English he asks for two pillows and again it shreds throgh them. Next is the Irish, the prince's wife grants him one more since she likes his people. The Irish man first asks for 100 whips, and for the English guy to be strapped to his back.
How does a lawyer from Panama play his guitar?
He shreds.
At my restaurant job, everyone who works in the kitchen is also a musician.
The dishwasher plays guitar OK, but the prep cook shreds on the mandoline.
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