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A young executive was leaving the office late one evening when he found the CEO standing in front of a shredder with a piece of paper in his hand.
"Listen," said the CEO, "this is a very sensitive and important document here, and my secretary has gone for the night. Can you make this thing work?"
"Certainly," said the young executive. He turned the machine on, inserted the paper, and pressed the start button.
"Excellent, excellent!" said the CEO as his paper disappeared inside the machine. "I just need one copy."
I didn't see the end of that one coming....Bwaahaa!

Shredder

The new employee stood before the paper shredder looking confused.
"Need some help?" a secretary asked.
"Yes," he replied. "How does this thing work?"
"Simple," she said, taking the fat report from his hand and feeding it into the shredder.
"Thanks, but where do the copies come out?"

Why do the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles burn all their bank statements?

Because they don't want to have a Shredder in the house.

The concept of a shredder is

grate on paper.

How does a turtle grate cheese?

Shredder

My personal trainer gave me a diet plan and it was really useful.

Now I know that my paper shredder works.

What's a shredder?

A person who doesn't like rats

What's the best idea for comic books?

The Shredder

A young officer is working late at the Pentagon one evening.


As he comes out of his office about 8 P.M.
he sees the General standing by the classified document shredder in the hallway, a piece of paper in his hand.
“Do you know how to work this thing?” the General asks.
“My secretary’s gone home and I don’t know how to run it.”
“Yes, sir,” says the young officer, who turns on the machine, takes the paper from the General, and feeds it in.
“Now,” says the General, “I just need one copy…”

What office tool is the most metal?

The PAPER SHREDDER
*SHREDS*

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