Shrapnel Jokes

3 shrapnel jokes and hilarious shrapnel puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about shrapnel that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.

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Shrapnel Funny Jokes to Tell Your Friends and Kids.

What is a good shrapnel joke to make people laugh? Check out this list of funny stories that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth.

I'm 1/16th Cherokee...

Not by ancestry, but because I got into a terrible accident in my jeep and the doctors were unable to remove all the shrapnel.

I'll never forget how my grandfather died...

Every one in our family remembers it - he didn't hesitate, he looked calmly, then pushed forward, charging into the face of death, and managed to kill 5 of em' before a piece of shrapnel ended his life...
Meanwhile my grandma was shouting "IT'S A RED LIGHT!"

A man walks into a bar covered in shrapnel scars

The bartender asks "what happened?"
"It's my wife the pressure valve! She needed to let off some steam and just BLEW UP on me!"

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