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So I was showing my friends the first floor of my house
When one of them said "What's upstairs?"
I told him that the stairs don't talk.
I think my wife's showing symptoms of Alzheimers.
She's telling me everyday that she can't remember what she saw in me that made her marry me.
I was showing my friend my new golf ball.
I was showing my friend my new golf ball.
"It's impossible to lose," I said. "If you hit it into the rough it sends out a GPS signal so you can track it down."
"That's great," he replied, "but what happens if you it hit into the water?"
"Simple. The ball floats to the surface and tracks its way back toward you and you just scoop it back out."
"Brilliant!" he said, "Where did you get it?"
"I found it."
I like showing women my big bag of almonds.
It's nice when they compliment my n**....
So I'm not showing up to any Halloween parties this year...
I'll be telling everyone I'm Malaysia Airlines Flight 370.
I was showing Yoda my new chinese cooking apparatus
He said 'wok it is called'
*Me Showing my friend my new house* Friend- What's upstairs?
Me: Dude. Stairs don't talk.
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