Showerhead Jokes
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How do you get a hipster to take a shower?
Give them a leaky showerhead.
You know, so they can avoid the main stream.
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I generally get turned on by n**... people. Sometimes they aren't n**.... I get turned on by children, old people, adults as well. What am I?
I'm a showerhead.
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The showerhead and shower curtain are complaining.
Curtain says: I really hate having to just hang here all day.
Showerhead: At least you dont get turned on everytime you see a n**... person!
I told my wife there was a problem with the showerhead...
It was far too infrequent.
Tech Companies are getting into Showers.
A Google shower would make you sign in to Google+, track how many times per day you shower, then sell it to advertisers.
A Facebook shower would have a camera watch you so you can share it with your friends
An Apple shower would only work with an obscure showerhead that uses a non-standard connection, would be no longer supported after 5 years, and would force you to buy a new home to upgrade.
A Linux shower would require that you first spend 40 years becoming a master plumber, carpenter, engineer, and electrician, renovate your entire house from the ground up to install it, and would not be compatible with your utility company's water.
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