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51 shove jokes and hilarious shove puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about shove that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.

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Funniest Shove Short Jokes

Short shove jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The shove humour may include short pushed jokes also.

  1. I lost my job as a bank teller on my first day. A woman asked me to check her balance, so I shoved her and she fell down.
  2. I finally stopped the annoying noise in my car. I just opened the door and shoved her out.
  3. A guy came up to me the other day, and shoved a gun into my face. He demanded my 'money or my life'. Guess who the burned-out pencil pusher with a mortgage and a loveless marriage is now.
  4. Does anyone else find that cucumber makes them burp a lot? Or am I just shoving mine up too far?
  5. What do you get when you hand a Frenchman a live grenade and then shove him into a kitchen? Linoleum Blownaparte
  6. I knew I could convince my wife to get an Abortion... All she needed was a shove in the right direction... and a set of stairs.
  7. My wife just shoved a key lime pie in my face and stormed out of the house! I've been desserted!
  8. My wife came home with flowers, shoved them in my face and said "Look, peonies!" I told her I didn't need to go, and even if I did I'd rather not.
  9. What's it called when you make sure you smell real good before getting a camera shoved up your bbutt? Cologne-oscopy
  10. Donald trump and a slinky have a lot in common... They are both useless piles of garbage but they'll put a smile on your face if you shove them down the stairs.

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Shove One Liners

Which shove one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with shove? I can suggest the ones about shoo and nudged.

  1. I shoved a woman at the bank I work at She asked me to check her balance
  2. What do you get when you shove an iPhone into a blender? Apple Sauce
  3. When push comes to shove..... You're delivering the baby wrong.
  4. What should you do when push comes to shove? Learn to read. The door says "pull".
  5. I stayed the night at this place called The Shove't Inn, Not what I expected..
  6. What is Santa's motto? Wrap your package before you shove it down the chimney.
  7. My doctor said I need a colonoscopy So I told him to shove it up his backside
  8. What do you do to an aggressive vegan? Shove your meat in their face.
  9. How Do You Kill a Trumpet Player? You shove then off their ego!
  10. You goshdarn kids can take your skateboards and Pop Shove-it. :D
  11. Do cucumbers make anyone else burp? Or am I shoving mine up to far?
  12. s**... jokes don't work anymore Stop shoving it inside every conversation
  13. As a gay Vegan People are always shoving meat down my t**...
  14. Gay men make me p**... I wish they wouldn't shove it down my t**....
  15. The g**... can shove 6/26 up their butts! Oh wait, they'd like that.....

Shove joke, The g**... can shove 6/26 up their butts!

Make fun with this list of one liners, jokes and riddles. Each joke is crafted with thought and creativity, delivering punchlines that are unexpected and witty. The humor about shove can easily lighten the mood and bring smiles to people's faces. This compilation of shove puns is not just entertaining but also a testament to the art of joke-telling. The jokes in this list are designed to display different humor styles, ensuring that every reader at any age finds something entertaining. Constantly updated, they offer a source of fun that ensures one is always smiling !

Comedy Shove Jokes to Make Your Friends Giggle

What funny jokes about shove you can tell and make people laugh? One example I can give are clean smack jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help make shove prank.

What did one shovel say to the other during a recurring fight?

Can we just bury this?

The shovel was a ground-breaking invention.

Animal smugglers

A man wants to smuggle a snake and a skunk through customs. The wife says to her husband "how are we going to get them through?'. Hubby replies "I'll tie the snake around my waist and you shove the skunk up your skirt". "But what about the smell?" she says to which he responds "Well if it dies, it dies…"

My wife recently started snoring, so I decided to use earplugs.

but I can only get one in before she wakes up, turns out she doesn't like it when I shove earplugs in her nose.

Shovels are incredible

They're ground-breaking technology!

Do you think h**... got his inspiration from Hansel and Gretel?

They did shove a long nosed witch into an oven.

What's 9 inches long, purple, and I love to shove it down my girlfriend's t**...?

Her miscarriage.

"Shoveling snow is great exercise"

\- Satan

I bought some cherry l**... the other day but I didn't end up using it.

Turns out cherries are already pretty easy to shove up your a**... as they are.

When you think about it

The shovel was truly groundbreaking

I like my shovels like I like my women..

I like my shovels like I like my women.
Sturdy. Dependable. Can help me bury a body.

The shovel.

The discovery of the shovel was a truly groundbreaking moment for humankind.

Why was the shovel regarded as one of the most creative inventions?

Because it was ground breaking.

Limerick

There was a young girl named Sapphire
Who succumbed to her lover's desire.
She said, "It's a sin,
But now that it's in,
Could you shove it a few inches higher?

I was out shoveling snow with my kid the other day...

He kept whining about why I wasn't using the shovel.

Why do shovels hate digging up metal?

Because of the irony
Sorry I guess you couldn't handle the joke
I'm gonna dig up some more
I'll s**... you of any more puns
If you couldn't sit through that you're a tool
(Please don't steel this joke it took me a long time to come up with it (credit to u/ImToastedBruh for the steel part))

I was painting a ladies deck and noticed she had some carpenter bee damage.

She nearly slapped me when I offered to make the necessary repairs. I suppose I shouldn't have asked her if she wanted me to shove some caulk in her bee holes

PresidentTrump is completely right about coronavirus treatment.

If you eat chloroquine phosphate, drink a pint of Chlorox, shoot-up rubbing alcohol, shove a flashlight up your a**..., and c**... on a tanning bed, you will never get Covid-19.

Do you know what was said about the shovel when it was invented?

Now that's groundbreaking idea!

My mom told me this joke

Donald and Tommy walk into a wedding.
Everyone brings amazing gifts for the couple.
Donald brings a peanut as his gift.
The couple finds this offensive and decides to shove the peanut up Donald's a**....
But then Donald starts laughing.
The couple asks him why he is doing this.
He says 'Tommy brought a coconut for you guys'.

Disclaimer: I replaced the names in this jokes as if I had kept the same names a lot of you might find this offensive.

Adam walks into a cafe and orders tea

Adam ordered a cup of tea in a cafe.
So, a waiter brought it for him but dipped his fingers in it.
Adam asked "Hey m**..., why are you dipping your fingers in my tea?"
The waiter replied, "My finger is injured and the doctor advised me to keep it warm."
Adam said, "Then shove it up your a**...!"
Then the waiter said, "Yeah, that's where I keep it when I am not carrying tea"

The shovel was such a great invention.

It was truly groundbreaking.

An old joke I once heard from a friend, never fails to crack me up

A homeless man finds a shiny lamp by the road while trying to find a place to pass the night.
Picking it up, the man was just about to shove it in his bag when a genie appeared out of it.
"I can grant you one wish." Said the genie.
Not wanting to waste the wish, the man spent much time to think of the best wish.
"I want an apartment, make it a big one and make sure it's in downtown." The man said.
The genie shook his head.
"I can't fulfill that wish."
The man was disappointed. "I thought you were supposed to be able to do anything!"
The genie simply said: "Do you think I would be living in this lamp if I could afford a place of my own?"

A little girl in her Sunday best was running...

A little girl in her Sunday best was running as fast as she could to get to Sunday school on time. As she ran she prayed, "Dear Lord, please don't let me be late. Dear Lord, please don't let me be late." At that moment she tripped and fell getting her clothes all dirty. She got up, brushed herself off and started running again, praying... "Dear Lord, please don't let me be late, but don't shove me anymore!"

Always read the package insert

"Doc, the suppository you prescribed... they really stuck to my gum and teeth".
"What? You didn't s**... them, did you?"
"Of course I did, what else was I supposed to do with them, shove 'em up my a**...?"

The Captain's Drink

Captain Hook, Captain Crunch, and Captain America walk into a bar.
Hook says, "Ahoy mates, I'll buy the first round. Just let me go to the bathroom real quick."
The others wait and when Hook comes back Captain America asks, "Hey Hook, how bout those drinks?"
Hook yells, "Shove it up yer stars and stripes, ya flag waving boy scout!"
America turns to Crunch, "Why's he suddenly "irate"?
Crunch says, "Well, that's what happens when you take the P out of a pirate"

A man summons a genie from a lamp

The genie says he'll grant 3 wishes.The man's first wish is for infinite wishes.Well the genie tells the man that he can't wish for more wishes.So the man wishes for an umbrella.The genie does so and then ask Why do you need an umbrella? .The man then says Now shove it up your a**... . With a painful groan the genie does so.He then says Okay w**...,what next? . The man then says Now give me more wishes before I make you open the umbrella

The trick to swallowing is to shove it all the way in your t**... since there are no taste buds back there.

My mother's cooking is terrible.

Two guys sneak into a farmer's orchard

Two guys sneak into a farmer's orchard and start eating the fruit. The farmer sees them and comes out with a shotgun.
"Since you guys like fruit so much go pick 100 of whatever fruit you want," said the farmer.
The first guy decides to pick grapes. When he gets 100 he goes back to the farmer. The farmer says, "Now shove 'em all up your a**...."
The guy gets all 100 up his a**....
He feels really bad, but then he starts to laugh. "Why are you laughing?" asks the farmer.
the guy replies, "My friend is out picking watermelons!

Shove joke, I shoved a woman at the bank I work at

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