Shoulda Jokes
22 shoulda jokes and hilarious shoulda puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about shoulda that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.
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Funniest Shoulda Short Jokes
Short shoulda jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The shoulda humour may include short nope jokes also.
- My girlfriend made a bet with me She said theres no way i can make a car out of spaghetti. Shoulda seen the look on her face as i drove pasta.
- There once was a man in prison Who performed his own circumcision
With cigarettes he paid
And got his own blade
What he shoulda bought was better precision. - What did beyonce say to the boy who lost his balloon? If you liked it then you shoulda put a string on it.
- The Patriots The pats shoulda subbed Bush in, he got more yards on that wheelchair than Blount did all game. #riseup
- I brung my girlfriend home to meet the family. You shoulda seen the look on my wife's face!
- You shoulda never challenged me to a rap battle, Kim Jong Un! I'm about to end this man's whole Korea.
- Rapper 6ix9ine was beaten, kidnapped, robbed and hospitalized, now I think that's excessive. They shoulda stopped before the hospitalized part.
- My friend bet me 100000 dollars that I couldn't build a car with spaghetti.... ..... u shoulda seen her face when I drove pasta.
- Somebody told me this really good joke the other day. You shoulda been there, it was hilarious.
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Shoulda One Liners
Which shoulda one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with shoulda? I can suggest the ones about and .
- What kind of bug do you find on a long car ride? An I-shoulda-pede.
- Dinosaurs really got wiped out by a rock Shoulda picked paper
- I got a flat tire I shoulda bought asparagus.
- CNN: "Chess grandmaster, 20, dies in parkour balcony fall" Shoulda castled earlier.
- The image on my 3-dimensional TV is frozen shoulda sprung for the 4-dimensional TV
- Could-a Would-a Should-a Or as cheese lovers like to say,
Gouda Wouda Shouda - The salmon company got robbed. Shoulda put lox on the doors
- Burned my Hawiian pizza today... Guess I shoulda cooked it on Aloha temperature.
- George Michaels last Christmas. Died in his sleep, shoulda woke him up Before he go go'd
Shoulda Jokes to Giggle and Enjoy A Night of Unforgettable Laughter
What funny jokes about shoulda you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make shoulda pranks.
Two old farmers were talking about the 'good-ole-days'..
The old farmer from Texas says, "When I had my ranch, I could get up in the morning, get in my old Chevy truck, and drive all day and still be on my property."
The old farmer from Kentucky said, "Yeah, I had a truck like that once too... you shoulda gota Ford...h**..., they'll get ya all the way ta town and back!"
A man and woman in bed
"Give me some", man begs.
"No. You've had too much," wife responds.
"Come on, let me have some," man begs again.
"I'm tired of this. Go ahead, but you know how it always goes", then wife says.
Happily man goes to kitchen, opens refrigerator, grabs a bottle of champagne. He fiddles with the cork and it pops out with a bang.
From the kid's room, an accusing voice comes
"Mom, you shoulda given dad some. See, now he went and shot himself."
