Shou Jokes
54 shou jokes and hilarious shou puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about shou that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.
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The Funniest Shou Jokes for a Bone-Shaking Laugh
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What do you call a Chinese man with one foot?
Taiwon Shou.
Why should you never shout at a pirate?
Because it hurts their buccaneers.
(Sorry it's lame, I just made it up)
Shout out to Mother Earth!
She's 4.6 billion years old and still getting hotter.
Shout out to my teacher who said I would work at McDonalds!
Today is my first day!
Shout out to my arms for always being by my side...
& my legs for being there every step of the way
You shoulda never challenged me to a rap battle, Kim Jong Un!
I'm about to end this man's whole Korea.
Shout out to anyone who is wondering what the opposite of in is.
Why you shouldnt vote for Hillary
because Bill always chose someone other than Hillary, and you should too
Shoutout to Amy Winehouse
She's been drug free for 5 years now
Shout out to my student loan for getting me through college.
I don't know how I'll ever be able to repay you.
'It's a boy!', I shouted.....
.. and at that moment, I regretted visiting a Thai brothel.
Shout out to...
...baseball players who have three strikes.
Shout out to my arms
They're always by my side
Shouting, "You're all pathetic idiots!" to freedom of speech protesters...
Soon changes their tone.
Shout-out to everyone who is struggling with establishing their identity.
You know who you are.
Shout-out to my grandma
Because that's the only way she can hear me.
Shout-out to my arms
For always being by my side
You shouldnt play with electricity guys
You might get grounded.
Shoulders, Head, Knees and Toes, Knees and Toes!
Stop that! Sing it right Quasimodo!
Shoutout to my teachers from high school who said I would work at McDonalds
I have my first shift on Monday.
Shout out to the Kardashians,
Who are undoubtedly having a tough time deciding what to get their father for Mother's Day.
Shoutout to my grandpa
That's the only way he can hear
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Shou One Liners
Which shou one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with shou? I can suggest the ones about earth and industry.
- What do you call a Chinese man with one foot? Taiwon Shou.
- Why did Liu Kang get arrested? He got caught Robin Shou's
